Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but only for an unknown amount of time.

I wish I had a free unlimited supply of Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Granted, except you don't have a freezer to store it.
I wish I was a professional tennis player

Granted, but you break a leg and can't play anymore.

I wish that there was less rain (not really XD).

granted, you now live in a desert.

I wish for a snow cone machine

Granted, but you become addicted and then it breaks.

I wish for a pet giraffe.

granted but there is a drought so you cant feed it

I wish that my uni loan will be paid for by a scholarship

granted, but the scholarship is only possible if you post intentionally bad reaction videos to youtube for three months.

I wish I had a editor, so that didn't have to grammar check my own stuff.

Wish granted, except the editor is a monkey and makes an even bigger mess of your writing.

I wish there were two of me, so I could be in two places at once.

Granted, but the other one is your 'evil twin' and just causes mischief. As a result, people mistake you for her and you keep getting in trouble.

I wish my brother would get off the TV so I can use it.

Granted, he is no longer sitting on it, and instead is watching it.

I wish I could use magic.

Granted, but it always backfires and does something you didn't intend.

I wish my brother would stop watching the TV.

Granted, he is now playing games on the tv.

I wish my magic would not backfire.

Granted, instead you it does what it was intended to do but backwards.

I wish he'd stop playing games on it.

Granted, now he's watching it again.

I wish I didn't sign up for art history.

Granted you signed up for orange history. Also known as the wonderful world of the orange fruit of mythical magical legend.

I wish I could make meatbuns