Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted but now the world has an extreme dislike for all music and becomes a silent place where no one dares speak incase it is misinterpreted as singing. No one writes poems incase they look like lyrics.

I wish I had tickets to the cursed child in London.

Granted. But when you go to London you don't fit in and you truly become the cursed child of London.

I wish I could visit Ireland.

Granted! But you can't speak Irish and no one can understand you.

I wish I could type faster without typos.

Granted but it's never in the language you intend.

I wish for good pizza.

Granted~! but you can only have it once!

I wish I was like/as good at writing as/as successful as J.K. Rowling

Granted, but you become so famous it takes you hours to get anywhere because there are crowds flocking to you.

I wish I had some milk chocolate.

Granted but it turns to liquid instantly


I wish I had cable so I can see Brendon Urie perform on New Years Eve

Granted, but all you get is static.

I wish I had a red-tailed hawk for falconry.

Granted, but it flies away after it realizes that falconry is better suited for its smaller cousin: the falcon.

I wish I could open an adult-themed toy store called the One Stop Fun Shop.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! IT IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts ranting*


Granted, but all you go out of business within a week.

I wish my dog had a better recall.

Granted, but it turns out he gets recalled by the breeder and you have to get a three-legged albino tabby cat with one eye instead.

I wish I could write and direct a Star Wars film.

Granted, but no one likes you and it gets terrible ratings.

I wish I could still do the splits.

Granted, but you end up getting split in half.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

Granted, but you go blind instead.

I wish I could fly.

featherstone9086 wrote:Granted, but you go blind instead.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You've been turned into a fruit fly.

I wish I could marry a Disney princess (and we don't get divorced)