Corrupt A Wish [4]

Big Brother · 2013-08-28T17:50:29Z

Granted, but you lose all feeling of hunger, and without it you don't eat and die of starvation. I wish that I had a cat! Granted! But then it soils the carpet and claws up the furniture. I wish I had a beautiful black cat that was trained and no one tried to kill because they believe it was "bad luck". :')

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Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:37 pm

Lib says... · Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:37 pm

Granted, but then no one looks at you, so everyone just thinks you look ugly.

I wish I had another wish, so someone could corrupt it.

I seriously don't have a wish right now.

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Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:38 pm

LadyBug says... · Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:38 pm

You never have another ida and you are DOOMED FOR LIFE *evil cackle*

I wish I could control fire.

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Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:13 am

Iggy says... · Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:13 am

You do, but you get burnt. Bad.

I wish I always had money when I needed it.

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Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:16 am

Lib says... · Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:16 am

Granted, but then all the money gets lost and you go broke.

I wish I could become an author.

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Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:35 am

LadyBug says... · Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:35 am

You do, then everyone stops reading your book half-way through.

I wish I was the better at math

"the wedding was charming if a little gauche; there's only so far new money goes.... it must have been her fault his heart gave out"

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Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:07 pm

Lib says... · Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:07 pm

Granted, but it takes you centuries to memorize all the formulas and everything so then you cheat. And then everyone hates you.

I wish I become successful in life.

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Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:05 pm

LadyBug says... · Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:05 pm

Granted, you become so successful that you know you'll get whatever you want and the challenge of trying is no longer there.

I wish I were a model

"the wedding was charming if a little gauche; there's only so far new money goes.... it must have been her fault his heart gave out"

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Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:06 pm

Necromancer14 says... · Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:06 pm

granted, but then you have no privacy because your millions of lovers are always stalking you.

I wish I was a genius fiction writer.

Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:32 am

LittleLee says... · Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:32 am

Granted, but the publisher refuses to take your books.

I wish I could live in an anime world.

"I believe a man does what he can until his destiny is revealed to him."

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Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:00 am

theelementofkawaii says... · Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:00 am

Granted, but the anime is a cringy love story that's super cliche.

"I swear to God that it's all in the making!"-Convolk

Thinking of ways to kill someone...

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Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:39 pm

Necromancer14 says... · Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:39 pm

(granting @LittleLee's wish)
Granted, but it's a horror anime, and you die almost immediately.

I wish I had a trillion dollars.

Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:41 pm

looseleaf says... · Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:41 pm

@Necromancer14 Granted, but you gain it be doing something you don't like doing and you lose it almost immediately.

I wish I could travel anywhere, whenever.

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Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:46 pm

Necromancer14 says... · Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:46 pm

granted, but every time you go somewhere you go back in time 24 hours.

I wish I had the power to breathe under water.

Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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