Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Granted.

But then it's taken away. ;)

I wish I was smarter.
*insert quirky signature here*




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granted but you were so smart that you get annoying.

I wish i was less awkward....
“Who we are and who we need to be to survive are very different things.”

~Bellamy Blake




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Granted but then you will get so not awkward that you get really snotty being so popular.
I wish the world wasn’t so screwed up




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Granted. But right after you die, you find out that everyone just pretended not to be screwed up and then when you died, everyone started getting screwed up and hated you.

I wish my sisters weren't so annoying.
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Granted but then you wouldn’t have the same sisterly connections as you would now because you wouldn’t know how to joke with them.
I wish horses never got out of their pens.
(Yes, mine got out today :()




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Granted! But without the chance to escape from their pens, the horses become sad, and begin to hate you.

I wish I was the emperor of Greenland.




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Granted, but then all your subjects hate you so much, that they assasinate you.

I wish I had a proper friend whi never left my side.
*insert quirky signature here*




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Granted but then he/she would get so clingy that you wouldn’t be able to stand him/her!

I wish that I could call my lifetime friend my best friend




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Granted, but you grow to hate them.

I wish I was so famous everyone knew my name and work.
"the wedding was charming if a little gauche; there's only so far new money goes.... it must have been her fault his heart gave out"




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Granted, but then everyone loves your fame way too much that you get so annoyed of it that you lock yourself into a room and never get out. And so you die.

I wish could eat, but never gain weight because of it.
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Granted, but you lose weight and can never gain any. So you become a living skeleton.


I wish to find happiness and true love!
"the wedding was charming if a little gauche; there's only so far new money goes.... it must have been her fault his heart gave out"




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Granted, but then you find true love so many times, and it breaks so many times, that you get tired of it and you never find any happiness or true love.
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OK, I wish I could sing
"the wedding was charming if a little gauche; there's only so far new money goes.... it must have been her fault his heart gave out"




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Granted, but then you sing so much, that your voice goes away.

I wish I could eat ice-cream, RIGHT NOW.
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You eat so much you explode!

I wish I was the most beautiful person ever!
"the wedding was charming if a little gauche; there's only so far new money goes.... it must have been her fault his heart gave out"



In a dream you are never eighty.
— Anne Sexton