Things You Shouldn't Say...

AfterTheStorm · 2013-08-10T16:52:11Z

Things You Shouldn't Say... Hey, y'all! Stormsie here. :D Allow me to show you how this thread works: I'll start off by saying something like, " What is something you shouldn't say at a funeral? " Then the next person will answer, and typically the response is pretty funny. :'D After this, the answerer will ask the following person a different question like, " What is something you shouldn't say to a child? " The possibilities are endless! :D Do you get it? Great! Let's begin.

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 8:51 pm

RandomTalks says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 8:51 pm

Santa Clause isn't real kids.

What should you never say to your parents?

“Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it’s no worse than it is.”

― Margaret Mitchell

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 8:54 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 8:54 pm

you are adopted, mom and dad.

What should you never say to your best friend?

Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:05 pm

Stellarjay says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:05 pm

I want you to meet my best friend *name here*

What should you never say to your plant?

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:07 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:07 pm

That´s cruel!

I´m going to eat you in three weeks!

What should you never say to the janitor?

Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:11 pm

RandomTalks says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:11 pm

Someone puked in here.

What should you never say to the gardener?

“Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it’s no worse than it is.”

― Margaret Mitchell

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:12 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:12 pm

I helped to burn down the weed. *the whole garden is burning*

What should you never say in an orphanage?

Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:36 pm

RandomTalks says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:36 pm

Lights off by 7! *not sure about this one*

What should you never say in an interview?

“Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it’s no worse than it is.”

― Margaret Mitchell

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:39 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:39 pm

Haha. I guessed something more in the direction: Who will you tell if I bully you? Your parents?

...and cut. We should repeat this question.

What should you never say to a bus driver?

Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:45 pm

RandomTalks says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:45 pm

Noice. Its difficult to come up with witty replies when your brain is half dead from sleep deprivation.

Crap, I forgot my purse.

What should you never say in a temple?

“Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it’s no worse than it is.”

― Margaret Mitchell

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:47 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:47 pm

Haha. Is that some disease? Harry also doesn´t sleep. You should go. And me too, it´s nearly 11 pm and I want to play some games.

Welcome to a new episode of "Let's sacrifice the beautiful and young".

What should you never say in a Space Elevator?

Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:51 pm

RandomTalks says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:51 pm

It might be. And its 3:20 am over here.

I want to go down!!

What should you never say to an alien?

“Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it’s no worse than it is.”

― Margaret Mitchell

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:53 pm

MailicedeNamedy says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:53 pm

Wow, that´s late.

I´m off in five minutes, so already good night.

Do you have five minutes to think about a conquest on your home planet?

What should you never say to a mad scientist?

Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside

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Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:54 pm

RandomTalks says... · Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:54 pm

Good night!

I think you made an error in addition here.

What should you never say to a chef?

“Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it’s no worse than it is.”