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Things You Shouldn't Say...

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"Damn your short, I remembered you taller."

What should you never say to a Harvard graduate?




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"You do know that going to college doesn't guarantee a good job, right? Actually, a lot of people have as low paying jobs as you can get without a degree. have fun with your student loan debt."

What should you never say to a narcissist?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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@Necromancer14

"Why you looking at yourself so much?"

What you should never say to your mom in an arguement.
Last edited by mythh on Sun May 10, 2020 10:06 am, edited 2 times in total.
The name's Myth.




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@Necromancer14 ,
Love yourself, because no one else ever will.
(@Gravitem you have to answer the question above yours, then ask your own)

What should you never say to an aspiring dancer?
"I believe a man does what he can until his destiny is revealed to him."




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"I hope you know that there's very less chance that you will become successful enough to earn a decent living just by dancing. You will just end up dancing in the streets for local public"

What you should never say to your professor when he seizes your mobile for using it during lectures?
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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"I hope your phone gets taken away forever and you'll know how I feel." Then stick your tongue out.

what if he cuts out your tongue??? O-O

What should you never say to an angry sibling?
*insert quirky signature here*




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The age-old: "Take a chill pill!" That went over really well in first grade but probably wouldn't work so well now. LOL

What should you never say when ordering food at a restaurant?
Pants are an illusion. And so is death.




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"I'm going to sue you for feeding me poison and passing it off as food."

What should you never say to a psychopath?
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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"I dare you to kill me."

What should you never say to your food?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Before you eat anything, say, "Well, this is my life story and what I hope to be, and what I am now, and all of my life philosophies, and what I thing of every person and television show around since forever..." Then talk about all of those things. If it takes you a while, then you won't eat, and you'll get too hungry and thirsty, and then... yeah. My mind is going dark today. I don't know why.

What should you never say to your mom in an argument?
she/her

woah
i actually made a post
pretty radical if you ask me




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"I don't have to listen to you!"

What should you never say to someone who just gave you a present?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"This sucks"

What would you never say to someone who was about to save your life?
Stay Safe
The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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"You idiot! Why couldn't you have saved me earlier?"

What should you never say to a stubborn person?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"You're wrong"

What should you never say to a bookworm?
bleh?




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"Stop eating all the pages where the letter A can be found!"

What should you never say to a farmer?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside



Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space.
— Dr. Amelia Brand, Interstellar