Young Writers Society

Hey, y'all! Stormsie here. Allow me to show you how this thread works:

I'll start off by saying something like, "What is something you shouldn't say at a funeral?"

Then the next person will answer, and typically the response is pretty funny. :'D After this, the answerer will ask the following person a different question like, "What is something you shouldn't say to a child?"

The possibilities are endless! Do you get it? Great! Let's begin.

What is something you shouldn't say to your parents?

I got arrested because I painted my neighbour's dogs pink shouting "This is sparta" in the neighbourhood?

@umaima Now you ask a question starting with "What is something you shouldn't say..."

okay

What is something you shouldn't say when someone throws a rock at you ?

Sissy! That didn't hurt at all! (I have no idea what else to put for that one. xD Lol)

What is something you shouldn't say during a wedding?

"I remember the time the bride and I got sent to jail for public nudity......"

What is something you don't say during a church service?

"The book that is really defining my life right now is The Scarlett Letter. Yep, that happened. The pastor has another side to him."

What is something you should not say to your child on the first day of school?

"Just remember, honey, if you don't enjoy school now, you have fifteen more years of education to look forward to!"

What is something you shouldn't say before a kiss?

"I hope this is as magical as I have imagined it to be. I have practiced on my pillow every night before I go to bed."


What is something you should never say to your teacher in the middle of class.

"TROLL! In the dungeon!" Then you faint, just like in Harry Potter. xD

What is something you should never say to the Queen of England?

Ain't you dead yet?

What's something you should never say to Darth Vader.

"We all know that you are using a voice transformer, Dad. You are not fooling anyone!"


What is something you should never say to Cato from the Hunger Games?

"You're supposedly a Career, and you can't even climb a tree? Pssh."

What's something you should never say when you ask someone to marry you?

"Even though you a not very smart, have no money and nothing to offer the world, you are still smoking . Someone like me does not really fall for someone like you, but somehow I did. So, will you marry me?"


What is something you should not say in a crowd of people?