"Cats are meeaaaaaaannn because once one scratched me for no reason, like all I was doing was picking it up and cuddling it while it was sleeping! What the crap, cat?"
What is something you shouldn't say to someone who plays the viola?
In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams
"Oh! I love the violin, it's really cool to know someone who plays! I was listening to the Brandenburg Concerto the other day and I was just thinking how the first violin part is so nice..."
What shouldn't you say to a Southern Christian? (American style )
"Ugh. Anime? I hate it, it's not realistic at all. I mean, who gives every girl cat ears and long, green/pink/blue hair?! Oh right, Japan. They're so dumb. Like anyone will have cat ears ever." *Eye roll*
(@Artemis28 It was a sort of joke. Since there are people from all over the world on here, I wanted to clarify. I could have been talking about Southern Africa.)
What is something you shouldn't say to yourself at 3 am?
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"You read Percy Jackson? Cool! Is Thor in it? No? Loki? No? What, I thought it had myth stuff in it. Well, in that case, its lame."
What should you never say to an elderly person?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
“I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you.” — Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
