Things You Shouldn't Say...

365 posts1 ... 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25
User avatar
Gender Female
Points 0
Reviews 1232
Get off my lawn, neighbour!

What should you never say to a swan?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




User avatar
Gender Other
Points 3330
Reviews 938
Honk, honk, GOOSE

What should you never say to a refrigerator?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 0
Reviews 1232
I order my food.

What should you never say to an ant?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 835
Reviews 76
Stampede!!!!

What should you never say to Mailice?
bleh?




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 0
Reviews 1232
I don´t want to answer that. Somebody else should do that.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




Random avatar
Gender None specified
Points 6713
Reviews 130
I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT CHAMPION OF RANDOMOSITY!!!

What should you never say to the mods of YWS?




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 0
Reviews 1232
Green is an ugly colour.

What should you never say to a chicken?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




User avatar
Gender None specified
Points 82526
Reviews 660
I'm going to roast you for dinner.

What should you never say to a fish?
“Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it’s no worse than it is.”

― Margaret Mitchell




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 0
Reviews 1232
You don´t need water.

What should you never say to a fly?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




User avatar
Gender Other
Points 3330
Reviews 938
Shoo, don't bother me.

What should you never say to an RPer?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 136272
Reviews 1283
Hey good news my character suddenly became utterly invincible and all-powerful and so they can control all your characters in my post - oh and I added a talking kangaroo to the story to be my personal side-kick which wasn't in my backstory, but just pretend he was along with me for the first 74 pages of our RP. hope you don't mind!

What should you not say to a novelist?
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 835
Reviews 76
Writing is forbidden here

What should you never say to a shadow?
bleh?




User avatar
Gender Other
Points 3330
Reviews 938
"You seem Shady. And yes, that's an insult."

What should you never say to your protagonist?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]




User avatar
Gender Female
Points 835
Reviews 76
"Okay, so I'm gonna kill you right now and continue the series without you. You weren't all that important. Don't take it personally, ya know?"

What should you never say to a marine biologist?
bleh?




User avatar
Gender Other
Points 3330
Reviews 938
"Climate change is fake news."

What should you never say to a history teacher?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]



Remember: the plot is nothing more than footprints left in the snow after your characters have run by on their way to incredible destinations.
— Ray Bradbury