Things You Shouldn't Say...

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"Who's a bad boy?"

What should you never say to your roommate?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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I have rented your bed to a new roommate.

What should you never say to a priest?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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I am converting. To terrorism. Oh, wait...

What should you never say to your brother?




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"Hey, sis!"

What should you never say to the greeter at Walmart?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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(Lol. I was thinking: I have your dress ready, little sis.)

I've never been to Walmart. What are you?

What should you never say to Shady?




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I believe in VyperShadow superiority.

What should you never say to a soccer player?




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(ahah nice)
(oop I'd already written it so I'm keeping my vote haha)

"I hate batfish."

~

"Football is better."

What should you never say to @alliyah?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Ali, yah!

What should you never say to Namedy?




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"You're a secret coffee lover and we all know it."

What should you never say to lehmanf?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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"NO PUNCTUATION!"

What should you never say to a little sister?




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"You were an accident."

What should you never say to a teacher?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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"I see the essay prompt is to give a rhetorical analysis Unfortunately I have no idea what that is, can you link to where you mention that in the lecture?" - student to my sister, immediately following her teaching an entire unit on rhetorical analysis, & the day that essay is due Lol.

What should you not tell a chicken?
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




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(my inner teacher twitched reading that because it is literally exactly... yes >.> )

"Did you ever succeed in crossing the road?"

What should you never say to a biologist?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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I guesstimated most of the numbers here, hope that's all good ~

What should you never say to a robot
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




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again, things students say that make me twitch xD

Check this box to prove you're not a robot.

What should you never say to your neighbor?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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