Things You Shouldn't Say...

AfterTheStorm · 2013-08-10T16:52:11Z

Things You Shouldn't Say... Hey, y'all! Stormsie here. :D Allow me to show you how this thread works: I'll start off by saying something like, " What is something you shouldn't say at a funeral? " Then the next person will answer, and typically the response is pretty funny. :'D After this, the answerer will ask the following person a different question like, " What is something you shouldn't say to a child? " The possibilities are endless! :D Do you get it? Great! Let's begin.

SkyeWalker

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Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:04 pm

SkyeWalker says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:04 pm

"I'm gonna pull a Gordan Ramsay on you, mom, and say that this food is disgusting because...." *long, ranty rant about spices and food and things*

What should you never say to Bill Gates? (Other than "I prefer Apple" and company competition things)

My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia

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kingofeli

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Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:44 pm

kingofeli says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:44 pm

"So, why haven't you eradicated poverty yet?"

Things you shouldn't say to a sick person

Feel free to just randomly message me, I get bored easily.

I'm a black, non-binary transgender boy, who is a Christian witch (tentative for now). I'm also a panromantic asexual. I sell poetry; contact me if you're interested in buying poems from me.

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Firepower13

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Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:54 pm

Firepower13 says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:54 pm

"Want to go for a run? It's a beautiful day out! Oh wait, you can't."

What is something you shouldn't say to a brony?

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Don't you have other things to do? Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler

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kingofeli

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Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:17 pm

kingofeli says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:17 pm

"I despise you all."

Things you shouldn't say to a cat owner

Feel free to just randomly message me, I get bored easily.

I'm a black, non-binary transgender boy, who is a Christian witch (tentative for now). I'm also a panromantic asexual. I sell poetry; contact me if you're interested in buying poems from me.

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SkyeWalker

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Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:36 pm

SkyeWalker says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:36 pm

"I want a pet. Do you want to go help me find the perfect dog?"

What should you never say to a literalist?

My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia

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WrittenGirl46

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Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:39 pm

WrittenGirl46 says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:39 pm

"Hey everyone, I have herpes!!!"

What is something you shouldn't say to your mom and/or parents

~The Written Girl

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kingofeli

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Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:41 pm

kingofeli says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:41 pm

"I'm pregnant" or "I got someone pregnant."

Things you shouldn't say at a meeting for work.

Feel free to just randomly message me, I get bored easily.

I'm a black, non-binary transgender boy, who is a Christian witch (tentative for now). I'm also a panromantic asexual. I sell poetry; contact me if you're interested in buying poems from me.

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AfterTheStorm

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Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:23 pm

AfterTheStorm says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:23 pm

"He's an angry elf."

What should you never say during church?

"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

Spoiler

Made you look.

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kingofeli

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Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:30 pm

kingofeli says... · Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:30 pm

"HAIL SATAN"

Things you shouldn't say at an AA meeting

Feel free to just randomly message me, I get bored easily.

I'm a black, non-binary transgender boy, who is a Christian witch (tentative for now). I'm also a panromantic asexual. I sell poetry; contact me if you're interested in buying poems from me.

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Firepower13

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Reviews 47

Tue Dec 02, 2014 2:37 pm

Firepower13 says... · Tue Dec 02, 2014 2:37 pm

"IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADAS..."

Things you shouldn't say during a movie.

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Don't you have other things to do? Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler

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SkyeWalker

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Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:31 pm

SkyeWalker says... · Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:31 pm

(very loudly)"NOW, they used THIS special effect for this..." (and on and on and on about special effects)

What should you never say at a jousting tournament?

My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia

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godlypopo

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Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:31 am

godlypopo says... · Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:31 am

What's the "point" in this.

Things you shouldn't say to a queen :p

Our mind is a network of doorways, each one leading to a different room of thoughts and imagined ideas. Every time we read or learn about something new, a new network of doorways is born

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