Corrupt a Wish [3]

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LadyPurple
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Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:22 pm
LadyPurple says... · Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:22 pm
Granted. Now we're all dead because of a few cults decided to kill us.
I wish I knew more languages.
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HibiscusBlush
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Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:08 am
HibiscusBlush says... · Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:08 am
Granted, but now you speak in a jumbled spree of nonsense nobody can understand! :shock: :mrgreen:

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Pundit
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:40 pm
Pundit says... · Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:40 pm
Granted, but they are completely disgusting.

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Jenthura
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Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:22 am
Jenthura says... · Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:22 am
Granted, but that makes it 4401, and it is no longer 4400. :O

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Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:53 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:53 pm
Granted, but the prize is that you have to give away all your points to the other contestants.

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Pundit
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Thu Jul 28, 2011 8:59 pm
Pundit says... · Thu Jul 28, 2011 8:59 pm
Granted, but you run so fast that By the time you realize that you've gotten where you are going, you've already overshot.

I wish I was promicin positive.
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Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:20 am
noninjaes says... · Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:20 am
Granted but your superhuman abilities include having the ability to write really bad novels in one day and being able to sharpen a pencil with your nostrils.
I wish I didn't make this wish.
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Pundit
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Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:54 pm
Pundit says... · Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:54 pm
Granted, but then I can't corrupt this wish.

I wish that the next person was promicin positive.
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xMidnightWriterx
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:11 pm
xMidnightWriterx says... · Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:11 pm
Granted, but after spending five minutes looking it up becasue I didn't know what it meant you would be my first victim from it.

I wish I know every word in the english dictionary.
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shadowraiki
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Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:20 pm
shadowraiki says... · Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:20 pm
Granted. You now know all the words in the English dictionary but do not know what any of them mean.

I wish I my novel would write itself.
If words are just letters put together, why do we decide on what they mean?

I step away from the grammar to review the story.

I don't do poetry.




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Pundit
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Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:41 pm
Pundit says... · Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:41 pm
Granted, but your novel likes making horrible jokes, has a hard time remembering what it is supposed to be about, and loves explicit sex scenes.

I wish more people knew what promicin was
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shadowraiki
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Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:02 pm
shadowraiki says... · Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:02 pm
Granted, but now the world is disappoint because promicin isn't actually real.

I wish my left eye would stop twitching
If words are just letters put together, why do we decide on what they mean?

I step away from the grammar to review the story.

I don't do poetry.




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SubjectBlue
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Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:04 pm
SubjectBlue says... · Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:04 pm
Granted, you have only one eye now, though.

I wish I had a witty wish to wish.
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shadowraiki
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Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:06 pm
shadowraiki says... · Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:06 pm
Granted, but your wish was for nothing and the next person decided not to corrupt it thus you recieved nothing.

I wish my two nickels became a dime.
If words are just letters put together, why do we decide on what they mean?

I step away from the grammar to review the story.

I don't do poetry.




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Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:30 pm
Noelle says... · Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:30 pm
Granted, but it's a toy dime and you can't get your money back.

I wish it would rain for a couple hours.
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