Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but the rain becomes a flash flood and all your stories get washed away

I wish my batteries would last longer.

Granted, they last forever, but they put out so little power that you can't use them for anything.

I wish they were giving out promicin shots.

Granted, but the shots actually have a 100% lethal rate. Thus everyone that gets them dies.

I wish this Sudoku would solve itself.

Granted, but now it will never come undone and you will never get that accomplished feeling of having solved it.

I wish I had a huge scoop of cookie dough icecream!

Granted, but the scoop is so big you can't help but eat it all in one go and now you have brain freeze that won't go away for 24 hours, sorry.

I wish we could all live on the moon.

Granted but we all grow extra heads.

I wish I had an Iphone.

Granted, but you bought it of my brother so it doesn't work properly, sorry.

I wish I could be a telepath.

Granted but you hear the thoughts of all living creatures including animals and micro organisms. Can you say NOISE? :p

I wish I was a princess.

Granted but you can't tell your thoughts apart from the thoughts of others and eventually go insane and have to be commited to a psych ward for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't burn everything I cooked.

Granted, but it turns out you actually like burnt cooking and now you miss it

I wish I was rich

Granted but you become a hunchback with serious acne problems.

I wish I had a vampire boyfriend.

Granted, but now your a vampire aswell.

I wish I never have to go to school again! It sucks...

Granted but you become my househelp! Bwahahahaha

I wish I was a Greek person.

Granted, but you still don't know the language, so you can't communicate with anyone
I wish my friend would finally talk to me

Granted but you lose all your other friends, including cyber-pals.

I wish Jensen Ackles and I were married *sigh*