Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but it says right there that you are Mrs. Damon Salvatore so he wouldn't be to happy now would he?

I wish I could start and finish a different book every day

Granted but it's written in a funny language that no one understands except you.

I wish I could do drugs without getting addicted or getting any health probs.

Granted. There are no health problems, including no high. You can tke all the drugs you want, and there will be no effects. Even from prescription medications and such.

I wish someone would join my club

Granted but it turns out to be a mean troll who writes spam and advertises porn.

I wish everyone found me beautiful.

You didn't wrote a wish

Done.

Granted, but that's B-E-A-utiful with a side of fries and a milkshake and you get eaten by a morbidly obese taxi driver.
Holla.

I wish that the grass was blue and the sky was green.

Granted but then the whole world turns upside down.

I wish I was Marilyn Monroe.

Granted but then you, like the late actress, cease to live.
( lol it's risky to want to be the deceased in this game lol)

I wish I had a burrito..

Granted but it's got mucus in it.

I wish I had a bigger house!!

Granted, but it gets infested with termites.

I wish I had a bamboo tablet.

Granted, but the tablet is made of real bamboo and Kung-fu Panda runs through your belongings, finds it, and eats it all up.
bam ahaw ahaw.

I wish that I had a real, mucus free burrito...

Granted but just as you're about to eat it, some psycho grabs it out of your hands and runs away.

I wish my crush would fall in love with me!

Granted, but you both actually fall into a deep dark, bottomless pit with a makeshift label that says-

love

Literally..

I wish I had a car....a new one in perfect condition.

Granted, but you get stuck on train tracks and have to abandon it, so it get's totally mauled by the train.


I wish the next person would grant this wish to grant my wish.