Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted: But your life is shortened a lot due to the two more hours in a day.

I wish my wish was corrupted.........
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Granted. However, merely by being here on the "Corrupt a Wish" thread, it is corrupted to the point where it is not granted. Unfortunately, by not being granted, it is likewise not being corrupted, yet by not being corrupted, it is failing as a wish, and therefore corrupted. It is now frozen in a limbo between the opposite poles of 'Corruption' and 'Granted'.

I wish I hadn't just done that.
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Granted; however you had done something incredibly similar to what you had already done.

I wish that no one would corrupt this wish.
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Granted; however you had done something incredibly similar to what you had already done.

I wish that no one would corrupt this wish.
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be still, sad heart, and cease repining
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Granted: But everyone corrupts your other wishes.

I wish for hundred wishes
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Granted. You get a hundred wishes, but you cannot use them; you can only grant them to others.

I wish I didn't have a shadow.
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Granted. But you have a black dog named Shadow that follows you everywhere.

I wish that I had a *working* (ha, saw that coming, didn't I?) Lamborghini.
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Granted, but other people, jealous of your skill, grab you and cast you into the deepest, darkest dungeons, where it doesn't matter if you have a shadow or not anyways.

I wish I had a grub.
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Granted, but grubs are thoroughly disgusting so when you actually got one, you decided to hate it. And you can't get rid of it because it simply just won't go away. How unfortunate.

I wish school could end for the year right now.
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Granted, but due to ending school early you have to take remedy classes to make up for the lost school time.
I wish that the person who responds to this exists.




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Granted, but shortly after granting your wish, I cease to exist.

I wish I was home.
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Granted; so is an evil leprechaun.

I wish I was in a Broadway production.
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Granted, but now it is no longer a Broadway production, it is real life. Have fun with "The Night that Made America Famous," based off his previous song, "What Made America Famous?"

I wish Harry Chapin was still alive.
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Granted, but he is a zombie
I wish that the moon was made of cheese.




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Granted, but everyone goes to the moon and eats it, thus throwing everything off-balance and destroying the world.

I wish I had lucky underpants.
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Now I realize that there is no righteous path, it’s just people trying to do their best in a world where it is far too easy to do your worst.
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