Once upon a time the was,like, this dude who, like, yeah.
“You know a conjurer gets no credit when once he has explained his trick, and if I show you too much of my method of working, you will come to the conclusion that I am a very ordinary individual after all.”
How can you bear to get up when you have one of the cutest kittehs in the world purring on your lap?
The cat is just sitting there and drifting off, and you want to get up to get something and your like: "Cat, get up and get off mai lap,I don't want to wake you."
I actually wrote this one time.
Hi Spoiler
Yes, I know I need a signature.
An author paints with words, an artist writes with paint.
"This sentence forms the beginning of my novel, the beginning of my chapter, the beginning of my paragraph and the beginning of my slow descent into insanity..."
IT was a dark and stormy night. Five cavemen were siting in the cave. One said, "Bob. Tell us a story." and bob said: "It was a dark and stormy night. Five cavemen were sitting in the cave. One said, "Bob. Tell us a story." And Bob said: etc.
"Yo where you wanna sleep?" he said. " I dunno." ling responded. "chuy I think I ate too much." They started to make weird noises until one fell down and got up to the noise heard outside.
My very first long story's opening. I was eleven years old and trying to write a dystopian novel...it ended up being 15 pages long and almost shame-inducing. "Gone. Before I was born." I think I was copying RL Stine with the sentence fragmenting.
Why read this? Why not do that thing you always wanted to do? Go now. Find your passion. I'm sure it's not reading signatures.
awesome."
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