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Hi! I'm Bob!
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Now, this story is going to be bad. However, I advise you to keep reading.
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Ask not why I wrote this book in the first place; ask yourself why you are still reading it.
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So like, this one time, I had a dream, and it totally doesn't matter, but like, I thought I'd share it with you because it was kinda nuts.




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Hi, welcome to the diary of the best and most fabulous person ever to have inhabited the universe: me, also known as the person who everyone is super jealous of because of my awesomeness.
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novel: dream-ish (camp novmo '25)




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This story is rated M. But you know, it is very intriguing so you should love it!
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Well. Here you are. I was running down a hill. Hills... oh how I never new that my sister was going to die on this hill and come back as a ghost at the end of this extremely long-winded story. Anyway, I was running down this hill...
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It was all a dream, but that's not all.
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Hello, welcome to hell. Son, you belong.
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Don't read this book!
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If you're reading this ... hold on a chapter; I need to take a shower.
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If your reading this your name has been registered by various officials around the world and within 24 hours someone will come attempting to steal all of your organs to sell on the black market. If you are forced to run away while reading this book in the store before buying it, don't worry, the one sent to hunt you for your organs will cover the tab! The rest of this book is blank so that you can write down your experiences trying to survive. Have fun!
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"I took a bite of pizza. And chewed it. And chewed it some more. For longer than was strictly necessary in polite conversation, I let my sticky saliva dissolve, my shining, sharp teeth mash, the bite of warm dough and tomato sauce."

- That's my attempt. . . Doesn't even compete with some of the genius on this forum though :P
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