Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

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Once upon a time there was a pretty girl.
Ideas don't stay in heads very long because they don't like solitary confinement.




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The sky was filled with misshapen bits of white gas pinned neatly to the icy-blue background, creating a wonderful image that shown down to the spikes of forest-green grass below, on which sat a girl with raven hair named Alanna Jennifer Melissa Jessie Lillian Rae who was crying because no one in her family understood her or could ever learn to.

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Hi.
Ideas don't stay in heads very long because they don't like solitary confinement.




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Welcome to my story, where I will simply copy and paste the Twilight saga over... and over... and over.
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This is a story that I wrote.
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Once upon a time, there was a gorgeous princess residing in a tiny wicked chamber in a huge castle. Her name was Cantella. That gorgeous, beautiful princess had unruly hair, dark black scarred skin, ravageful eyes and voice even hoarser than a donkey. This gorgeous princess met her destiney when she entered the wedding hall in her X-large pure white wedding dress arm in arm with Prince Alarming. They had a happy life afterwards.
The End.
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"Hello my name is Ebony-- sorry, ENOBY Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way - totally not related to Gerard Way, but I wish I was cause he's a major hottie."
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His fingers dug into her eye sockets like an eager kindergardener into a bowl of pudding.

((Don't ask.))
This guy is so evil you could put him in between two slices of bread and call him an evil sandwich.

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"Hello my name is Ebony-- sorry, ENOBY Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way - totally not related to Gerard Way, but I wish I was cause he's a major hottie."


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Call me Fahrvergnügen.
Grasped by the throat, grasped by the throat. That's how I feel about love. That it's not worth it.

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Cdward Eullen was the hottest boy at Spoon Highschool.
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A day like yesterday always needs to be remembered. That is because yesterday I officially did absolutely NOTHING! I will now ramble about the various distractions that may have thrown me off course of this achievement.
So hard I tried to resist my stabbing pain of hunger-- the book exploded.
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Once upon an opening line, a noun verbed another noun.
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I died.
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Sup.
Grasped by the throat, grasped by the throat. That's how I feel about love. That it's not worth it.

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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