Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

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Once Upon a time, in a far, far away land. :D
Dont tell me the moon is shining, show me the glint of light on broken glass.

Anton Chekov




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Hello, I am a vampire, and I sparkle.

xD
Got YWS?




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Hey, I'm Karl, and I fell in love one day.
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.

The Take Away Is You Probably Know Me As Bolt




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The sky was black.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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The End.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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I turned on the computer, and the sudden recollection of myself already checking my email triggered the action of myself turning the computer back off.
Perfect things in life aren't things.
Spoiler
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It was the second most boring Tuesday of the seond most boring month, of the fifth most boring year in Rana's life, and she decided she would reflect her bored mood by wearing a boring dress to her boring work and trying not to die of boredom today in Boredomville.




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This reminds me of this contest that's in my newspaper every year. It's so hilarious to read the winning ones...




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Hola, my name is Huonga de Santa Guadalupé de Niña Yenia y Henrio Nguyen, and once something bad happened that changed the entire school schedule and made me mad like mi mejor amiga.
Ideas don't stay in heads very long because they don't like solitary confinement.




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My name is Mary Sue, and I'm super popular and have blonde hair and blue eyes that look kinda purple and I play all the school sports and have tons of friends and get all A's and in my free time I'm a super secret ninja assassin who can fly and talk to animals and who looks totally hot in spandex and I also volunteer at the animal shelter and senior center.
Honey, you should see me in a crown.




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I am wearing the cone of shame.
Ideas don't stay in heads very long because they don't like solitary confinement.




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It was a dark and stormy night.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.




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Today is the day that will change my life.
Ideas don't stay in heads very long because they don't like solitary confinement.




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I was bored so I decided to eat a pizza.




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Once upon a time there was a handsome prince who lived happily ever after. The End.
I've learned so much from people who never existed - Unknown



There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it.
— Christopher Darlington Morley