You know what makes me tick? Cheese. The stupid dairy product of the world. Who needs it? It's just stupid cow milk condensed into a yellow object of total pointlessness. It just makes the world so confusing. I mean REALLY. Swiss? Cheddar? Motzerella? Who gives a crap? IT'S JUST CHEESE! Why do you need so many flavors? You can make stuff without cheese! Ham and cheese sandwiches without cheese. It would be great! A perfect world without cheese! I must destroy cheese! MWHAHAHAHA! Nay-I must Destroy all dairy products of the world! We will live on custard and camel milk! Haha! Take THAT over priced dairy marketers! I shall rule the world with a dairy free fist! MWHAHAHA! Take that cheese of pointlessness! Hmm...I believe I have gotten off track. What was this story about again? I ditto. Ninja's I think. Yeah that's it. So anyway, I was like eating some pie...
I have loved the words and I have hated them. I only hope I have made them right.
"Hello, my name is Skins and my problem is I eat penguins." The people sitting on folding chairs in a circle said together in a monotonous voice, "Hello, Skins."
"Blah blah blah. You feel trapped in your life. Here is what I am hearing: happiness isn't worth any inconvenience."
"I can't tell you who I am. I can't tell you why I'm here. I can't tell you where I come from. I wish you'd all just leave me alone. Seriously, if you want to live, you'd put the book down..."
Wow, I feel bad, I actually love some of those lines in the first post, mostly the peasant creeping one. I guess they'd be great comedy lines, but not really for good books! Anyway my line:
It was a dark and stormy night, so I found my snugglebunny, turned on the purple carebear nightlight, and snuggled under my hello kitty sheets, despite the fact that my police shift wasn't finished.
Once upon a time, far far away, lived a beeee-ootiful princess with long golden hair and eyes the colour of the sky when it's really rainy and gloomy, sort of muddy, but not really, kind of ugly.
There was a man walking through a forest. It was dark and cold. He pulled his jacket closer around him as the wind blew stronger. He was becomingworried and very, very hungry. He had to get to the place. He had to reach there before it was too late! He was getting to the forest edge and pushing past bushes when he came to...the place. McDonalds.
You're new? Great seas! Why haven't you gone to the Buddy System yet?
Once upon a time in far away kingdom it was a dark stormy night and the castle was shrouded in mist and a beautiful princess with skin as white as snow....
*Yes I am making fun of the boring over used openings!*
"Me I'm dishonest but a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you can never tell when they are going to do something incredibly...stupid." ~Capt. Jack Sparrow
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
