holy cow, i love your avatar. if i was writing a wolf story i would steal it...but i'm not. so if you run into any good fire-girl avatars, let me know.
Umm...worst opening line...
"Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a purple fairy who lived in a crystal castle on the side of a moutainous booger...."
ROTFLOL
“We’re still here,” he says, his voice cold, his hands shaking. “We know how to be invisible, how to play dead. But at the end of the day, we are still here.” ~Dax
Teacher: "What do we do with adjectives in Spanish?"
S: "We eat them!"
"This is my first chapter guys!!!!! And here begins the tale of the two girls who ran away from home and ended up dying because Mr. Tinybot, who won't be introduced until the second to last chapter, attacks them with a pair of chopsticks and toilet tissue!!!!!"
Formerly known as Silly Sydstix... as well as Aquarius Angel.
Belgee was on the verge of something great, something amazing, something so big he had no choice but to open his mouth...and inhale as much air as he could before he passed the fart he'd been holding in all day.
"Has anyone seen my extremely rare and valuable specktacles?" the blind doctor asked the room, only becoming aware of the fact it was filled with bandits and cut-throats when, a moment later, he exclaimed: "Oh! Here they are!"
I verily do declare that I am in no way endowed with the skills necissary to write an opening line and so will skip the process entirely but assure you it won't matter because my book is so very captivating you will entirely fall in love with the main character....so I should warn you in advance that he is accidentaly decapitated at the end when he trips in he tool shed of his new home.
I'm like that song stuck in your head; I come and I go, but never truly dissapear.
The little old lady kissed a pig on the mane and travelled to jupiter before sunbathing in bear-closet III with four tangerines: thicky pratty horse and maneur which all wanted pedigree dog collars to be attached round their horse but the cow got bored and went to prison by stealing her credit card like a goat does who likes to get married by impersonating the groom as a broom.
Everyone loved Mary; she was homecoming queen, captain of the Cheer leading squad, and daughter of the police chief, but Mary had a secret.
That would be just about the worst thing ever. Giving away the completely cliche story line in the opening sentence. Not to mention her name is Mary, I mean how many almost perfect Marys is the world going to accept?
I hate my parents. I hate my brother. I hate my life. I hate the world.
I am very tired at the moment.
-Kiley-
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. - Rita Mae Brown
There once was a genius who wrote a book and that book is the book you're reding right now and you'd better keep reading or you'll be forever branded as loser so ha and where was I?
*Don't expect to see me around much in the next couple of weeks. School has started again, and it'll be a couple of weeks before I've settled in. If you've asked me for a critique, you will get it, but not for a little while. Sorry*
i guess i can try...ummmmmmmmmmm...................................
i am jennie, i am an elephant.......i walk along this boring lane, to skip a ton of boring trains. i pace around in circles i do, just to say "How do you do?"
ok i know it doesnt make any sense i jsut thought it was funny....or you could jsut use...
i am poo-poo. i live in dark spaces sealed tight, until pressure releases me to fly.
ok that was just nasty i know......but hey it funny!!
