poached mototbikes. Who knew that Will had mistakenly brought a picture of something so horrificly terrible he had to let his tiger eat it. "What," Jim inquired, "Posessed you to..."
"I don't know" replied Alfred Hitchcock as he removed a badger from his fridge, "Now if you will excuse me I have to go clean my shower, it looks like a Psycho's been in there!" and with that Alfred waddled off and Jim asked his pet tiger why he was made of neon, to which the tiger replied...
by eating Jim's leg. Jim wailed with joy as Alfred came back covered in lava.
"I assume it broke then," said Jim, "What will you do?" Alfred turned to Will.
"I only keep that shower for special occasions." said Alfred. Suddenly, he took his shower from his shoe and sprayed Will with air. Will fell off the blue elephant and exploded.
more shocking than a million volts to the yellow lemur! But quite frankly I think Birds are scarier than elephants."
Jim agreed and to show that he agreed he.
"And so the day was saved once again by the almighty Bruce and his talking Nutri-grain bar of wonder" said the narrator to the one-eyed sailor as they sat on the sailor's eucalyptus tree.
"Stunning story," Said Alan the one eyed sailor, "You know Narrator?"
"What is it Al?" Narrator replied.
"I havn't been completely honest with you." Narrator looked puzzled. Suddenly, Alan removed the eyepatch covering his leg. "Boo!" Shouted the squirrel which Alan had revealed.
Unknowingly, Alan had unleashed Squir0l the hacker squirrel!! "OMG U R TEH DEDZZ!!" Exclaimed Squir0l only just vefore he was squashed by --
the world's smallest giant who just happened to be the siamese twin of the world's biggest dwarf. As if out of nowhere the Polar Express appeared and ran them both over.Out of the train popped Van Helsing and fired a missile at Spain. Like a shot out of a gun the missile flew into Barcelona but was stopped by Freddie Mercury singing "Barcelona".
...where he met an invisible man called Narrator. Narrator was a narrator for a strange story on the internet. Freddie suddenly teleported to Russia, using a toaster, and used his laptop to type "Google" into Google.com. The whole world ended in a big, red, blue, yellow and green fireball.
"Jimmy?" said the puppy, nudging Jimmy,"Jimmy are you asleep? Why aren't you playing with me?"
Where it met an Indian who owned a fish and chip shop. This Indian wrapped the missile in batter and shipped it to Aberdeen where an angry Scotsman ate it with his haggis and battered mars bar. Later he ate a pint of guinness whilst drinking half a sheep before giving the other half to his son as a wedding present. To show his appreciation for this gift his son moved to Venezuala where he met...
Harold. He subesquently annihalated Yankovic for his overuse of ostentatiously long and pointless words before immigrating to POland where he found nothing (and no-one) except for a small note written in Swahili. Upon taking this to a translator he found it read
Have gone to England to seek fame and fortune. Will be back in ten years
a ruthless penguin dictator known only as El Penguino had taken england hostage after a fight with marty the walrus. (the fight was later to be ended by a rather violent and bloody battle in which the world was destroyed.)
Due to this he left England and...
All the members of Good Charlotte waiting for him who blasted him into space by playing £Lifestyles of the rich and the famous" at captain america who got soo anoyyed he launched them all into space with an almighty fart which he named ...
And so our by-now-forgotten hero became the worlds first spaceman (because everyone knows the moon landings were filmed in a studio in Luxembourg) and went for a joy ride through the stars. On his journey he met a neon tiger who told him a dustland fairytale before our unnamed hero (called John Do'h) crash landed into Uranus where he met The Killers who (ironically) killed him for stealing song titles from their new album to make this post.
