...Random people who spoke random words from a different language. They used the dictionary to look up words and while walking around looking up words they walked into a pole. The random people thought they were crazy so they...
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sent them to Hollywood where, after twelve and a half lobotomies, the three band members bumped into Hugh laurie who, thanks to his extensive work as Dr House, was abvloe to replace all their brains...but only with chocolate sundaes.
whilst the three band members asked this author about his apparent obsession with ice cream, a giant ice cream cone...
all married it together at the church of the flying spaghetti monster. the ice cream cone was such a good friend of the Identified flying pancake with maple syrup that he came, even though he hated the church of the flying spaghetti monster.Unfortunately a brawl was started because the Identified flying pancake with maple syrup...
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever. George Orwell
...started attacking the wedding cake while they were getting married. He was thrown out, but the flying spaghetti monster went with him. They strolled down Central Park when...
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They spotted a secret passage to Slighty Not So Central Park where all the really cool people went. Unfortunately the Identified flying pancake with maple syrup and the flying spaghetti monster weren't co0ol enough to hang there so they went somewhere else to warm up.
.... the Monster called his other hotter girlfriend named Tylie and asked her if she thought that the idea of the human genome project was necessary and she said....
"Of course it is! The world hasn't got enough gnomes (human G or not) anymore".
Whilst the Monster wondered about where Tylie got her PhD from (he guessed a cereal box or the cover of the Killers' new album) he went surfing on a lollipop and typed the word "Google" into Google which created a black hole which sent the Monster to Peckham (in case you don't know that's in England) and then deposited him in...
a garbage can. the monster wanted revenge, so he ate his girlfriend in his mad rage and then started to eat the town. a town's citizen named Carrie came up and tried to stop him...
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Influenza!"
Upon the end of this cry the monster died of malaria and then the maggots which developed upon the malaria-infested monster sang "Living on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi whilst tap dancing. Then...
...the monster's soul influenced a mass line dancing contest followed by the maggots eating so much pizza that their internal organs exploded. Jim, an innocent bystander, couldn't understand why they hadn't...
just rang Will Smith and begged him to break dance his way to victory in the line dancing contest. Instead of doing this, Jim drove his pet elephant all the way to Malibu where they...
