...Ran away to where the munchkins lived and ate ten pounds of candy. The candy he didn't eat jumped up and decided to go on their own adventure. So they...
Climbed down ropes and totally kicked spoiler butt, but then someone threw a gas bomb in the room and smoked everyone out, leaving everyone eyeless and then rampaging monkeys came through...
Weilding chainsaws made of butter and fought off the SWAT team. Suddenly Tom Cruise appeared, without eyes too, and beat the monkeys to death with chuck norris' teeth. Suddenly...
Started singing the Foundations' "Pick Me Up Buttercup" (which made no sense because they were dandelions) whilst marching through hyde park dressed as characters from Greese. Suddenly three and a half elves popped out of a dustbin and...
Then the old woman sat on the bench watching this elvish/gothic massacre told them to be quiet in the library before three men in white coats came along and took away into an ice cream van before driving her off to B&Q where...
Little alien blobs tipped over the ice cream truck and sent leprechauns flying of RC helicopters off to cause a blank stare on this teenagers face and then...
