A car came and ran it over. A little Girl Scout quickly ran over to the squished frog and picked it up, placing it carefully in her backpack. She ran off to school and...
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You judge others upon their actions, but you judge yourself by your intention.
Dissected the toad in her biology lesson. Inside the toad she found:
a key
a pencil sharpener
three dollars
the soundtrack to High School Musical 3
a euro
Mary Poppins
a heart (of a pig)
a book of su-do-ku puzzles
half a BMW
half a centaur
a dwarf
her best friend's diary
three quarters of a BLT sandwich
her best friend
a map to the centre of the Earth (which just so happened to be Switzerland)
It was snowing cat and dogs, which is really strange since it was supposed to be raining chocolate, as the weather broadcaster said. The weatherman.....
-- Who is not Insane one man ask, the answer being a fool. Are you Insane the same man asks, - "Oh yes!. The Mad Hatter being saner!"
The smiley then wrote the greatest random story ever, but because he was mean refused to share it with anyone else. To extract the information the cunning writers sent in Tom Cruise, but he got caught when the guards at the island fort where the smiley kept the story heard him coming (that's right, they heard that damn Mission Impossible theme tune...).
To retrieve the story next they sent in...
Katie Holmes, because they knew if Tom Cruise couldn't do it she could. The smiley sent in soldiers to guard his writing when Katie turned into a ninja and began attacking...
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You judge others upon their actions, but you judge yourself by your intention.
a piece of smoked salmon. Luckily for our heroine all of the smiley's guards were allergic to salmon (and heroine) and so had to run around tin circles for ten minutes to counteract the allergy's affects.
a piece of smoked salmon. Luckily for our heroine all of the smiley's guards were allergic to salmon (and heroine) and so had to run around tin circles for ten minutes to counteract the allergy's affects.
Pinching their noses, they all defeated the fish by making it into breakfast. After all stupidly eating smoked salmon with cream cheese on a bagel, they jumped out the window to stop the allergy's effects. Smiley won once again.
Got YWS?
You judge others upon their actions, but you judge yourself by your intention.
With his new found power Smiley decided to change the subject of this story and travelled to a far away, magical place called Wisconsin where he met the creators of "That '70s Show" and ate an enitre slab of New Jersey. It tasted like old cheese.
New Jersians were kind of ticked off, so they vowed to find the Smiley and have him destroyed. They sent boy scouts to find the little him and they began their search in the woods.
Got YWS?
You judge others upon their actions, but you judge yourself by your intention.
