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The boy scouts had whips appear in their hands and started to whip the live jumping toad stools. The toad stools kept coming and eventually defeated the boy scouts...
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And then the trees fell onto the toad stools killing them and everything else gorily, but the flies survived.
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The flies were hungry, so they flew off to devour the Smiley. Meanwhile, Smiley was plotting to take over the world by publishing his story and making everyone worship his main character, Edward. He planned to turn into Edward and travel to every girl's house and create an army of crazed fan girls.
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Smiley began to turn into Edward but halfway through the transmorpherantisation process he got run over by a bus driven by The Joker (yes Heath Ledger is now a zombie) and accidentally turned into Pierce Brosnan instead.
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"Hmmm, looks more like a pin to me"

"No, it's definitely a tac"




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Who turned into a puppet ad then was run over by a van driven none other than our Bella Swan.
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Three years, two months, one day and three hundred and twenty one minutes later Bella was eaten by a fish puppet.
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"Hmmm, looks more like a pin to me"

"No, it's definitely a tac"




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Three decades later the fish puppet rotted out and was eaten by a mad Harry Potter puppet.
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The Harry Potter puppet threw that up all over Snape, who then decided to use the killing curse on Harry. Before he could do that, Homer walked into the room looking for a hot dog. When he saw the curse flying toward Harry he jumped in front of it to save his favorite fictional character.
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Homer suddenly vanished into the Magical realm of Man-Eating dounuts, where he raged a war with them by recruiting clones of himself. The battle was long, and it seemed that all of them had eaten each other by the end. Until-


( I do not know..)
Beware of the ninja kittens.... * Evil Grin *
*Coughs* I mean....Hi!




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one donut (the only one left alive) and his severly wounded brother ("Three bite marks!!!") used their magic red telephone to call the powerpuff girls. They got the President instead but guessed he was worth a try. He was flying over to help in his aquatic banana when...
"This is my plan of attack"

"Hmmm, looks more like a pin to me"

"No, it's definitely a tac"




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A brutally gargantuan dictator hid a paintbrush all over the dining room table!!!!!
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And then Grrr ran away from zim and force fed everyone waffles...
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"I've got paint and rollers...water sking"~The Philanthropist

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...with maple dragonflies until everyone threw up all over someone's cat. Someone got so angry that she forced everyone to clean her shoes while wearing her cat. When that was done Someone had verbal diarrhea and told everyone the longest story in the world (that's right, longer than even all three Lord of the Rings put together...). When she was done, Everyone made Someone clear up her verbal...oh I can't spell it again...and living in the bin where Someone threw her...mess...there lived a sock called Jeromy who ate USB ports. This sock lived with his twelfth Uncle, who was called Jeremy, and who ate calves (both kinds). One day these happy bin habitants...
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"Hmmm, looks more like a pin to me"

"No, it's definitely a tac"




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were disturbed by Barry Hotter, Bermione Brainger and Yon Lesley. This trio then walked towards a karge car and started to eat green flies for lunch though it was time for dinner. After wards...
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the troublesome trio travelled to Timbuktu to taste the tantalizing tangerines [wow that is the longest alliteration I have ever seen!] which grew in the gardens which grew in the valleys which grew in the mountains which grew in the mouth of the baby which grew in the stomach of Ernest Hemmingway's fourth wife. Suddenly, as if out of nowhere, the worlds biggest Cockatoo fell from the sky and crushed Ernest Hemmingway and Plato popped out of a bush, yelled,
"Finally!" and began playing a didgeridoo.
"This is my plan of attack"

"Hmmm, looks more like a pin to me"

"No, it's definitely a tac"



In short, Mrs. Pontellier was beginning to realize her position in the universe as a human being, and to recognize her relations as an individual to the world within and about her.
— Kate Chopin, The Awakening