Land of Total Randomness

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crowned Melissa Warbeck Queen of the underworld. After the coronation...
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Fifteen dumplings stole the crown. Luckily Sherlock Holmes was there to...
"This is my plan of attack"

"Hmmm, looks more like a pin to me"

"No, it's definitely a tac"




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Re-take the crown, but instead of returning it he used his Grow-Ray to enlarge it. He then replaced it with the Sisyphus' huge rock, and now Sisyphus had to roll the rock up the hill for eternity. But the crown chipped and...
"If you ever have a problem don't say 'Hey God I have a big problem.' Rather 'Hey Problem... I have a big God and it's all going to be okay."




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Guys, this storybook is in the archives, meaning you're not supposed to post here. ^^" However, if the original creator wants to revive this, she can PM me and ask me to move it back to the storybooks forum. Alternatively, you guys could restart it on your own with modifications and such. =]
"The moral of this story, is that if I cause a stranger to choke to death for my amusement, what do you think I’ll do to you if you don’t tell me who ordered you to kill Colosimo?“

-Boardwalk Empire

Love, get out of my way.


Dulcinea: 2,500/50,000



The words you speak become the house you live in.
— Hafiz