Because the followers were busy screaming this, they didn't notice that their mascot - a cute little puppy - had no-one to play with. This small puppy then went in search of someone to play with. He walked down a lone street and then transformed into a a gigantic cybernetic life form thus causing a paradox which brings us right back to the very beginning of this storybook (go back to page one if you'd like to check, we'll still be here when you get back). The enusing paradoxical field ate everyone except for a small, green child called Peter who lived on Mars with his parents and twenty siblings - who were all fish.
And now for something not so different.
Our next story is about Sammy the sauerkraut who lived in a field in Mexico with his friend Pier and his lucky pet CD player. Every day they ate sauerkraut and dohnuts out of a farmers hat (that's right, Sammy was a cannibal). One day the farmer, Pedro, came out and found them with his hat and said...
Sammy started Irish dancing whilst Pier played the banjo. Pedro was very confused and asked Death (who just happened to be passing in his BMW which he shared with Jerry Springer) who explained that...
. . . a baby stork. Suddenly Death decided that Jerry Springer should have a heart attack and proceeded to follow the procedure to make him have one when the BMW crashed and they both died. Who would decided where Death would go? Pedro took up the challenge and Timmy and the Pier watched in awe. The pet CD player began to play a solemn song which miracilously changed to . . . .
The song changed to "Don't Fear (The Reaper)" By Blue Öyster Cult and Death took everyone on a ride through a Milky Way on his magical motorbike of mirth. Jerry Springer ate too much of the Milky Way and became so fat that they had to throw him off the motorcycle.
They came out the other end of the chocolate bar and found they were now in...
Heaven. They had entered Candy Land, so everyone gorged themselves on Reeses. Death got back on his motorcycle and left them in Heaven. Jessica Simpson came up and rode with Death into hell where they lived happily ever after. While everyone was still in Candy Land...
Got YWS?
You judge others upon their actions, but you judge yourself by your intention.
Ronald Regan (and Donald Raygun) ate an entire burito together before turning on their TVs.
On the TVs they saw Saw IX followed by Rocky XII (and a half). Suddenly Rocky rode out of the television on a giant lynx and cried...
"The British are coming! The British are coming!" Ronald Reagan got scared and jumped out his window while Britney Spears came in with her hair shaved off screaming...
Got YWS?
You judge others upon their actions, but you judge yourself by your intention.
"The British are coming!!!" Whilst Donald Duck repremanded Britney for stealing other people's ideas, a large Albanian goat with only six feet waddled into McBonalds and ordered a Big Bac from Sammy the sauerkraurt who, after the unfortunate incident in the Milky Way bar, had lost all his money so now worked in this fast food restaurant that had nothing to do with a very similarly named venue.
Then, jealous of McBonalds success, Colonel Sanders bombed McBonalds with gummy bears whilst tap-dancing on a giant top hat.
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