The blank stare ate the teenagers face and made the teenager transform into one of the RC helicopters which flew off to invade Kansas City. At Kansas City...
Irish apache attacked Custer on Bull Run. Lincoln made a pact with the Iraq president George W. Bush that said bombs were illegal. Truman was furious and bit people's ankles.
In a totally related incident horse dung became the new most disgusting thing ever consumed by a human when an especially desperate escaped convict, due to various unfortunate and unseen events, found himself having to live for a week in a farmer's field unable to leave.
This later lead to the famer being very confused about where the manure he normally lined his potatoes with had gone and so sued his suspicious neighbour who later became the next President of Iraq. Much to his dismay he could not get revenge on his ex-neighbour as the previous President had illegalised bombs.
Suddenly an anvil fell from the sky and told Einstein...
That lightning was created by a magic flashlight in the sky. He told his girlfriend who told Einstein's best friend Edison. Edison used his knowledge to create the lightbulb using a hot wire and magic light from the underground railroad...
where the ghost of christmas past lived when he was on holiday with its wife, Marie Curie, and their three daughters - Gavin, Rowan and Stacy. With the lightbulb invented, Edison had a bright idea [oh the irony...] and also invented the portable toatser and Australia; all in one week. Suddenly his wife burst into his private bathroom screaming...
The flying monkey then fell out of the sky in a galaxy not so far away and ate Luke Skywalkers head. Upon his sons death, Darth Vader ordered that everybody "boogie on down" and started singing 'Disco Inferno' with the voice of Freddie Mercury. Dorothy subsequently started break-dancing whilst the flying moneky did The Robot. David Hasselhoff then appeared out of Amy Winehouse's hair and shouted...
"Everybody on the ceiling NOW!" suddenly the bananas exploded, splattering the frozen strawberry slush mold all over the flying monkey's blue ruby slippers. The monkey gave a scream of rage, when the Monkees walked in, followed by Sam Winchester and the Demoness Ruby. Then...
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever. George Orwell
If he was aware of the electric boogaloo attached to his sister's boyfriend's dog's partner's pet tree (which was called uzi). He immediately shot the squirrels with his gun (which was called elm) and was then hunted by the NSPCC for being sick to animals (The RSPCA were on holiday at the time helping young children).
Suddenly one of the NSPCC hunters sneezed and his snot told everyone...
before the giant pink kangaroo with green striped orange polka dots could catch them. Unfortunately Sam was riding it, and it was faster than everyone else. When it caught them, it...
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever. George Orwell
ate his own foot (which luckily was made of tofu). As if by magic, a magician appeared and cast a spell over everyone that did absolutely nothing to them, until they pistachio ice cream upon which twelve highly trained ninja kittens would appear out of the ice cream and attack anyone below the age of 12 who was 13.
Luckily three members of a nameless band were passing by eating pistachio ice cream and so thrity six ninja kittens appeared and killed the magician (who just so happened to be thirteen and under the age of twelve). As he died the magicians tie said...
