Ask a stupid question...

Magical fairies fly around zapping each other with lasers, and sometimes they miss. Therefore, lightning.

Why is water wet?

Because every year the wet monster sprinkles magical dust on all the water. But this dust isn't really dust it's harvested from the clouds, therefore it is wet.

Why do people like beets?
~peanut~

Because "beets" make them feel all bad-ass and give them the strength to go and beat people up.

Why is the sky blue?

Because the sky first wanted green, but the earth stole it. Then it just copied the water because the sky thought it was pretty.

Why is the candy Nerds called Nerds?

Because they where little microscopic glasses and little microscopic braces and inside the Nerds box, they collude while playing their microscopic game od D & D.

How come snow is white?

Because vampires came and sucked all the color out of it.

Why is the sun bright?

Because whoever controls the universe hates ants so he gave humans a fun way of using a magnifying glass to kill innocent creatures.

Why do erasures always leave bits of rubber on your paper and desk?

Because the evils of the world hate both humans and erasers, so they kill erasers and leave their remains to annoy humans.

Why can we speak?

So we can fight over who gets the biggest piece of cake.

Why is the earth round?

So our hands don't get tired from sign language!

Why is there a teacup hanging from the tree?

The silly little monkey who lives in the apple shaped house down the road put it there to catch the raindrops.

Why do dogs and horses walk in circles before lying down?

(Horses do walk in circles. I've watched mine.)

They have to make themselve tired before they lie down, so they chase their shadows.

Why do people like music?

Because it is primitive instinct to hit things with sticks.

Why is there a cloud shaped like a lamp outside?

The cloud creator couldn't read the instruction manual so he created a cloud lamp for light.

How are the Northern Lights made?

A bunch of beavers were interested in stage-lighting but no one would hire them because they were wild animals. So they decided to do their own stage-lighting work over the tundra. Their stage-lighting project is known as the Northern Lights.

Why is chocolate delicious?