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Because it is made in a factory.

Why is the smell of fresh pizza drifting into my room?




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its the smell of sour milk but your nose is dysfunctional due to inhaling toxins into your nose.



why do dogs sniff each others butts but humans dont :?: .
its built on lies...just like the mafia the cia and fox news...sockmonkey...away!




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To make us miserable

Why do kangaroos eat muffins?




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To make us suffer together.

Why do kangaroos eat muffins?




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Because blueberries happen to be a favorite of them.

Why does the main character in a story never die.
He stumbled slightly, the limp in his leg still there. He dared not to look at the place he used to call home. He could feel the heat from the fire, the fire that he himself had ignited. He blinked back tears, as he limped away.




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Because once they do, the story's already over with!
Why is the human race so prideful? :?:
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will come to you. -Jiminy Cricket

Don't be afraid to jump, to leap, to fly too far and don't be scared to touch the stars!




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Because we're all secretly jealous of lions.

Why does the caged bird want to cross the road?
ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα




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Because there is a fly buzzing around his face.

Why does the wind make trees move?




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Because the wind is boss and the trees are cowards and can't bloody stand up for themselves.

Why am I incredibly tired, but can't seem to sleep?
There is no such thing as a stranger. Only friends we haven't met yet.

Previously Just Toby





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Because your pillow is yellow.

Why is it February this month?




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Because Frosty the Snowman said so.

Why do trees have bark?
Stay away from limbo bears.
And always have extra marshmallows on hand in case of emergencies.

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Because they are planted in the ground.

Why do I find it so hard to ask stupid questions?




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because stupid questions run away from pandas.

Why are flowers smelly?
Kirby is my friend!

(o.o) <----- Raccoon is watching you.




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Because they only shower in April.

How do get rid of a gnat?
ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα




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With a wet sock.

Why is water wet?
Stay away from limbo bears.
And always have extra marshmallows on hand in case of emergencies.

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