Young Writers Society

You check the dictionary.

Why are the greeters at Walmart so old?

Because the work is stressful.

Why does Mrs Lovette have biker gloves?

Because it keeps her hands warm?

Are clowns people?

No, they are too flipping creepy.

Is it possible to run a successful sugar business at night?

No, they are a special type of mutant from the sea who feed off of our happiness.

Why are there only 26 letters in the english language?

Because there were 27 people who made up the letters and no one liked the 27th one, so they kicked him out.

What's the point of volcanos?

Cat, volcanoes were formed to throw your friends in when you kill them in your story.

What does a peanut say? I mean a dog goes bark, but what about a peanut!?
~peanut~

A peanut goes 'pea'.

What does a TV and a dog gave in common?

They're both great companions.

What is the point in giftcards if you can just give the person money?

Because the people think its an insult.

Why do we ask questions?

To make everyones brains hurt.

Why do people say their brains hurt when it's really not literally true?

because it doesn't need to be literally true always.

What id the difference between literal and metamorphic ?

The same difference between a soda can and a base ball bat.

Why do computers always shut down when you're about to post?

They hate to use up 'Word-space'.

Why do we answer questions?

Because leaving them hanging kills us.

Are crazy people insane or do they just think they're insane?