Ask a stupid question...

because it's not dry

why am i asking a question?

Because by nature you question the existence of questions.
Why does light exist?

So the dark can see what it's doing.

What would you do if you woke up laying next to a leprechaun?

i would make him my pet.

what would hapen if the sun dissapeared?

The moon would take over.

What are pencils for?

Erasing.

Why aren't the letters on a keyboard in alphabetical order?

its to confuse people.

Why can't i rule the world?

Because your YWS username has numbers at the end.

Why do I feel the urge to use a smiley face?

Because you've been hypnotised by Dracula and he wants you to put on a happy facade so no one will suspect your delirium.

If your mother found a purple walrus in the corner what would she name it?

The best name in the world: Bobert.


Is it possible to die from a paper cut?

If it was from a poisonous paper.


If I eat. Glue Wat will happen to my. Stomach?

It will get sticky.

Why would you eat glue?

to hold yourself together.

why dont unicorns exist?

Because they'd be far too scary to be real.

Do giraffes exist?

of course in the wild.

if i grew a tail what would happen?