Young Writers Society

Depend, if they are like me, then there is a large possibility that they are really insane and think or more likely know they are crazy. people unlike me on the other hand think they are insane but their just mental patients.


What is the YWS definition of insane?

Absolutely obsessive and crazy.

If we exist just because we think we should, does that mean we wouldn't exist if we stopped thinking we should?

Probably, but try making everyone think that we should not exist.


What happens if we cease to think?

Adam Sandler would be elected president in 2012.

Where did all the apple juice go?

It's in the sock, with the plums.

What's the point of fingerless gloves?

So you can actually open doors.

How come nail polish smells bad?

Because I think it smells good.

Why do I enjoy sunchips such and unhealthy much?

Because eating unhealthy things help to turn the sky a nice orange color.

Why can't I spell?

Bcesuae it's a sercet gvnremenot polt agnaist all of us wtiers.


Why do brain surgeons sound so creepy?

Because they like to talk with accents. And a little bit because they like to play with brains.

Why is my mouse pad kind of sticky.

because you never know if they put everything back...

Where does candy corn come from?

The jellied insides of brown rats.

What food group is popcorn in?

I dunno.... Grains? Oils?

What's the color of the rainbow???

I don't know but I think it looks like music to a deaf person.

Why did we invent italic?

Tickle-Me-Pink.


Why is The Princess Bride such an awesome movie?