Young Writers Society

Alright, here's the deal. When you post, you post a question AND an answer in the reply. For example, I would ask, "Why is the sky blue?"

You would post, "Because a blue berry threw up on it. What is a pear?"

I would post, "The offspring of a snail. Why do birds have wings?"

"Because this, that, and the other. What is blah, blah, blah?"

You get the idea. If you have any questions, PM me so you don't screw up the thread, okay?

My question: What sound does a cat make?

Vibrations.

Why are mountains so tall?

Because they eat their vegetables.

Why does a vest have no sleeves?

Because the magical chipmunks of old told them they didn't have to have sleeves.

Why is snow white?

Because at the time God only had white crayons.

What's the moon made out of?

Monkeys.

Why do I have this weird force that stops me from writing anything?

Because your brain dislikes the computer.

Why are there words?

To write with.

Why am I here?

To write things.

What's the point of math questions that ask about measuring soup labels when none of us is actually bored-out-of-our-minds enough to do that?

because it's the reason for the universe.

Why is school boring?

Because you're not interested.

Do dollar store employees get an employee discount? (substitute national currency if need be)

-:pirate3:

Yes. They only pay 100 cents.

Why do I have to sit next to the same annoying lab parter two semesters in a row?

Because the caterpillar gods love to laugh at you.

What does "POV" stand for?

Pesimistic odd vulture

Why do we have to study history?

Because our history teachers are actually historical figures in disguise.

Why do frogs exist?