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the wool doesn't, the sheep themselves do.

why are some people rich and others aren't?
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Because that's just how life is: suck-ish.

Why did I have the urge to name my pet duck Mr. Wigglesworth?
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Because Mr Bigglesworth is a breach of contract.

Why are all *good* races in fantasy fiction white anglo-saxons?
So you're going to kill a god. Sure. But what happens next?

Diary of a Deicide, Part One.


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Because in reality, they're actually the only bad ones.

Why are computer mice called a mouse?
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because they once were a type of mouse, but they morphed when they sold their soul to the guy who invnted the computer.

Why do the Who's from Dr. Suess have mouse-like noses?
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Because the pig ones looked silly.

What is a sock?




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A word joining the letters s, h, u, t, space, u, and p. Even though space isn't really a letter. I don't care.

How is this a writing activity?




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Why do cows moo?
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'Cause they're depressed.


Do blind people see in their dreams?




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Yes, but only music.

Why is violence on television enjoyed?
So you're going to kill a god. Sure. But what happens next?

Diary of a Deicide, Part One.


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Because no one likes to watch two marshmallows hugging.

Why do we have two ears?
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Because ears are also used for balance, and if we had one, it would have to be where our belly button is or something.

What is the meaning of life? Say 47 and I kill you.




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Exactly (and I think the stereotypical answer is 42 not 47)

Why do people mistake Frankenstein for his monster?
So you're going to kill a god. Sure. But what happens next?

Diary of a Deicide, Part One.


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Because his monster entered a "Dr. Frankenstein Look-Alike Contest" and won.

Why are some people afraid of clowns?
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Because they're painted amiles are friggin' creepy.


Do fingernails or toenails grow faster?
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