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"Right. Because he caught us trying to break Cody out of jail, apparently." Valeri scowled. "Perhaps he wants to make an example out of us? Warn people against supporting Cody?"
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Vendetta shrugged. “Whatever it is will be public and very, very Joe.”

Amy froze. “I think I might know where he’s take you.”

Vendetta hummed. “Oh yeah?”
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Amy tugged pieces of confetti out of her hair. "Perks of working with the bad guy for years, I guess... You get to know the way he thinks."

Wormy patted Amy comfortingly. She took a deep breath.
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“The Washington Monument. He’s always wanted to have a big moment there.” Amy tossed a piece of confetti aside. “I guess that’ll be you guys.”

“The Washington Monument?”
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"Yeah." Amy shrugged. "It's a national landmark, there's a wide open space for people to gather and watch, it's memorable..."

Valeri scowled. "Seems about right, then."
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Vendetta sighed. “Yeah, sounds like Joe.” They did very sarcastic jazz hands.

Cody nodded. “Okay. So we know the where. What about the why?”
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"What reason does Joe need?" Valeri groaned. "He's an all-around dirtbag."

"True, but figuring out his specific motivations would be helpful."

Dawn flickered blue. "What more could he want? Cody's reputation is already in the negatives, and Joe's portrayed himself as a great wizard savior, which everyone seems to believe."
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Vendetta pointed at Khalil. “He’s going to want Khalil back.” They cringed. “Ugh, that’s so gross to say.”

Dusk shuddered. “Agreed.”
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"Right." Dawn glowed a frustrated orange. "Hasn't he gotten the hint already? Hmph."

Valeri sighed. "So then, how is he planning to get Khalil back by publicly interrogating us?"
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“Maybe he’s going to try to force us to admit we kidnapped xem.” Vendetta shrugged. “It sounds like something he’d do.”

Khalil scoffed, pulling Cody closer. “Yeah, well, if he tries that he has another thing coming.”
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“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :slight_smile: <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint




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Cody kissed Khalil on the cheek. "Two things coming, actually. I won't let him take you away from me again."

Valeri nodded. "If he wants Khalil, he'll have to go through all of us." A glint entered her eye. "I have a feeling giant hamster Valeri will be making an appearance sometime soon."
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Cody paused. “You know, Joe’s always had a certain… phobia around big animals. Especially those with fur.”

Khalil gasped. “I remember that! I got a husky back in high school and he refused to come back to my house ever again.”
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“ah yes, fear Wist's smile :slight_smile: <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint




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Cody laughed. "Joe's expression was priceless."

"Perfect. Maybe I won't even have to harm him, then! And Dawn would be proud of me." Valeri smirked. "What other weapons do we have against Joe?"
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“Well, he probably expects me to be in love him.” Khalil scowled. “So he’s going to expect me to run into his arms as soon as I see him.”

Vendetta hummed. “Well, what if you do?”
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Cody looked horrified for a moment, but then he nodded slowly. "Like a trick."

Dawn hummed. "If Khalil could fool Joe long enough... Maybe!"
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