Corrupt a Wish

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Poor Imp
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:25 am
Poor Imp says... · Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:25 am
Granted--but you can't stop and now you're overpopulating the world with Bubblewrappeds. ^_~


I wish I wouldn't fence so lackadaisically when it comes to practising...
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Wiggy
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:38 am
Wiggy says... · Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:38 am
Granted, but now you fence lackadaisically in tournaments instead...

I wish I had a Yorkie!
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Snoink
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:53 am
Snoink says... · Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:53 am
Granted, but it's not trained and pees all over your room.

I wish I could clean my room tomorrow!
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Myth
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:46 am
Myth says... · Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:46 am
Granted, but you put everything in the wrong places.

I wish to have more time to sleep
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Saga
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:22 pm
Saga says... · Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:22 pm
granted, but you sleep for ten years.

I wish I didn't need stupid braces.
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tinny
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:49 pm
tinny says... · Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:49 pm
Granted, but your teeth grow so wonky they all need to be pulled out and you live on watery porrige for the rest of your life.

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L
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:17 pm
L says... · Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:17 pm
granted but that will cut your life in half, plus i'll kick you when i see you in about half an hour


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Firestarter
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:27 pm
Firestarter says... · Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:27 pm
Granted, but the person's relative comes and kills you and gets away with it.

I wish I could earn lots of money from doing nothing.
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Shadow
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:13 pm
Shadow says... · Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:13 pm
granted. But to do nothing, you have to be dead so the money will all be sent to to government for them to squander on nothing.

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Shafter
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:13 pm
Shafter says... · Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:13 pm
Granted. You do know the earth's going to explode in a few minutes?


I wish I could stay young forever...
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gyrfalcon
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:32 pm
gyrfalcon says... · Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:32 pm
Granted, now you never grow old and watch generation after generation of friends die while you stay static (plus, no heaven)

I wish what I did made a difference for good
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Luxor
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:19 am
Luxor says... · Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:19 am
Granted, but now everything you don't do will have very bad consequences.

I wish for a million wishes.
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Snoink
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:20 am
Snoink says... · Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:20 am
Granted, but you don't know what to do with all those wishes.

I wish that my dad didn't have to work so late tonight.
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Via
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:40 am
Via says... · Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:40 am
Granted, but now he works for a week straight without coming home.

I wish people would not clog our showers.
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Wiggy
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:47 am
Wiggy says... · Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:47 am
Granted, but now the water doesn't stop running!

I wish I knew if he liked me.
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