Corrupt a Wish

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Dream Deep
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Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:24 pm
Dream Deep says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:24 pm
Ew, borscht. Certainly a foul corruption of such a deserving wish. ^_~

Granted, but Tov (with this new found ability to do) flees your story in the flesh and buys a nice condo in Hawaii, leaving Vetren'iy forever hanging.

I wish I could fall asleep at night.




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Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:26 pm
Poor Imp says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:26 pm
Granted--but now you never dream. #_#


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Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:29 pm
Dream Deep says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:29 pm
!_! Never dream?

Granted, but now in the midst of all this peace, you which you had said something after all.

I wish the truth was more obvious, so that I didn't have to spend so much of my life wondering what's actually going on.




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Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:47 pm
Poor Imp says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:47 pm
Granted--but now the Truth isn't worth a capital 't', nor the time it would have taken before to seek it.


I wish intellectual and spiritual blindness were even less common than physical--and so very uncommon !_!
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Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:57 am
Vampirewolf3 says... · Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:57 am
Granted, but now all the intellectual and spiritual blindness have come to you!

I wish I could understand the meaning of life.




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Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:53 am
Poor Imp says... · Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:53 am
Granted, of course--but it makes your head implode (omniscience being God's territory, after all ^_~)


I wish it were the 27th already
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Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:25 am
Vampirewolf3 says... · Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:25 am
I wish it were the 27th already

Granted, but the world already ended. (Sorry I couldn't come up with anything better).

I wish there were 8 days in a week and 3 days of weekends. :lol:




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Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:54 am
Snoink says... · Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:54 am
Granted, but you have to work through the weekends cleaning bathrooms.


I wish my calculus test wasn't looming over my head.
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Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:58 am
Poor Imp says... · Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:58 am
Granted--but now you're upside down.


I wish my history professor weren't a blithering idiot.
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Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:10 am
Snoink says... · Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:10 am
Granted, but now he's a very smart teacher who won't accept anything but the best -- otherwise, you'll fail.


I wish my driving was better!
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Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:11 am
Poor Imp says... · Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:11 am
Granted...though now you've got to drive every single family member everywhere, as they won't ride with any but the safest, best driver.


I wish outlining a presentation weren't required--as I can speak just as well without it
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Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:02 pm
Via says... · Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:02 pm
Granted, but now you forget everything as soon as you start to speak [the outline, believe it or not, was your unseen lifeline].

I wish that snowplows would stop ruining the pretty snow outside.
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Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:34 pm
Jennafina says... · Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:34 pm
Granted, but only because the snow has melted.

I wish that I didn't have to go to class this morning.
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Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:01 pm
Firestarter says... · Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:01 pm
granted, but you fail the class in the future because of missing the lesson, meaning your grades are lowered and you miss out on college, meaning you end up working in a box factory.

I wish I had a better job.
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Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:11 pm
Via says... · Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:11 pm
Granted, but it pays horribly.

I wish there was a better place to hide my microwave.
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