Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but now everyone is annoyed that you won't do anything quickly. :P


I wish I could figure out a good conclusion for this poem I'm writing.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

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Granted. But 'twill be the very worst conclusion you've ever managed to write.



I wish I could fence as much as I have to work.
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

"There is adventure in simply being among those we love, and among the things we love -- and beauty, too."
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Granted, but you don't have time to sleep now.

I wish my snowboots fit.
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Granted--but you've had to chop your toes off to make it so.


I wish reason were as common as frivolity
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

"There is adventure in simply being among those we love, and among the things we love -- and beauty, too."
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Granted, but then the universe implodes in on itself! (you ask the impossible Imp!)


I wish I never got advertisements on the Internet.
Perception is everything.




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Granted--but now you don't get internet either.


I wish my knee weren't bruised so badly it makes me limp


(Oy...not quite impossible...or at least, so I hope. !_!)
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

"There is adventure in simply being among those we love, and among the things we love -- and beauty, too."
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Granted...but you lost the leg

I wish I could write another thousand words of my novel.
If love at first sight is tacky
Is love at second true?
Do I need a third, a fourth, a fifth
To Fall in Love with you?
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Granted,But your dog eats your computer when on 2 words




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I wish i had a big bazooka gun! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Like a wind I wander
Into a darkened yonder
Like a wind I cry
My own undoing I deny




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Saga wrote:I wish i had a big bazooka gun! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!


Granted, it has no suitable ammo for it, you also have no license for it.
You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, instead, you should read every single book to see what every book is about before you even come close to judging its viability.




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Granted ... wait, this is usually where I corrupt a wish ... where is your wish?!
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Granted, but the gun exploded and killed your dog. (Poor doggie! :()

I wish I could lose a loooot of weight.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

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Granted, but now you're a skeleton.

I wish I had lots and lots of very good friends ^_^
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There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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Granted--but now you've got twice as many very bad enemies.


I wish that people weren't so ridiculously wary of stepping on each other's figurative toes
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

"There is adventure in simply being among those we love, and among the things we love -- and beauty, too."
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Granted, but now they deliberately stomp on them O_O!

I wish I could clone myself
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There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)



What will live longer, you or your words? Something to think about the next time you abandon a project...
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