Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but he only likes you as a friend.

I wish I could have children.
Write from the heart and nothing can go wrong. It's when you write from the wallet that the feeling goes away.




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I wish for once my Dad wouldn't immeadiatly blame anything on me.

Granted they all die young (man that shady sorry it all i could think of)
We get off to the rhythm of the trigger and destruction. Fallujah to New Orleans with impunity to kill. We are the hidden fist of the free market.
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Granted, but instead everyone else blames everything on you.

I wish I didn't have to do my German coursework...
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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Granted You forget how to speak English so you have to do englsih coursework.

I wish be with Elizabeth happily together with her. (hah beat that) :P
We get off to the rhythm of the trigger and destruction. Fallujah to New Orleans with impunity to kill. We are the hidden fist of the free market.
We are the ink, we are the quill.
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Granted, but then she miraculously gets transported to another planet. (Sorry Lizzles!)

I wish I didn't have to clean my room!
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
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Granted, but then the Coloured Hair burst in and decide to hold a concert.

I wish I could fly!
.: ₪ :.

'...'




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Granted, but then you fell.

I wish I could get a novel published!
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Granted, but then you realize that the publishing house got you confused with some other author, so all the credit goes to her instead. *tear*

I wish I didn't have so much schoolwork.




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Granted--but now you're a renowned physicist and have three countries knocking on your metaphoric door asking for you conclusion on...


I wish I could move as quickly as my thoughts
ex umbris et imaginibus in veritatem

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Granted, but now you move so fast that everything gets done in five minutes and you get so bored that you actually drive yourself insane and are commited to a mental institution for your own safety.

I wish people would critique my drawing.
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Granted, but the critiques are so brutal that you give up drawing forever.


I wish I didn't have to go to calculus class.
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Granted, but you now fail and must repeat the course completely.

I wish I could go to the play tonight in my sweats so I didn't have to change.
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Granted, but you'll go to the play and they won't let you in.

I wish I wasn't so lazy to eat something!
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

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Granted, but now you can't stop eating.

I wish I had some good tunes on my itunes.
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Granted, but you don't know what to listen to anymore.


I wish my watch didn't stop.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

Moth and Myth <- My comic! :D



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