Corrupt a Wish

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write me wrote:Granted, but now they blow.

I still wish I had some SoftLips chapstick.


Granted, but you recieve one chapstick thats the size of a truck.

I wish I had boids.
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granted, but because I don't know what that is...you will now grow horns and a snout and oink everytime you start a sentence.

I wish I had cooked dinner.
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granted, but it's poisioned

I wish...I could stop playing this game!
"In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function...We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." ~C.S. Lewis




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Granted, you are now dead.

I wish I could stop!
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Granted, but now you can't get started again.


I wish I could travel to Hawaii!
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

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Snoink wrote:Granted, but now you can't get started again.


I wish I could travel to Hawaii!

Granted, by Hawaii you mean Hell.

I wish I could travel to your mom.
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Granted, but on your way there you crash and die.

I wish...I had a good wish.
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You get one. But it gets corrupted.

I wish I had money.
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.

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Granted, you know posses one penny.

I wish I wasn't so confused on where my posts went on this forum..
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Granted, but you're now confused on how to get to the forum in the first place.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much..
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Granted, but you'll be tired all the time and burn-out in the next five years.


I wish more people knew how to write poetry...
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Granted, but they only know how to write BAD poetry.

I wish...I was a billionaire
Got a poem or short story you want me to critique?

There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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Granted, but you'd only be a billionaire at monopoly.

I wish that I had control of my gryphons.
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Granted, but because you have control of them, a bunch of crazy evangelitical Christians hate you and proceed to do their best to destory every fiber of your body. :P


I wish that I didn't have to cite every $#@@#ing sentence of this report!
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

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Granted, but without them you wouldn't get an A.

I wish that I had more time.
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