Corrupt a Wish

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Via
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:18 pm
Via says... · Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:18 pm
Granted, now it freaks out and constantly spins around and around without ever giving a time.

I wish more people would waste time playing this game besides Snoink and I.
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Kel
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Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:16 am
Kel says... · Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:16 am
Granted, but the forum gets so clogged with this one thread that the admins lock it so no one can ever play this game again.

I wish my cats could clean out their own litter box.
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Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:37 pm
L says... · Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:37 pm
Granted but they will eat that poop and poop twice as much poop as they would usually poop (haha!)

i wish i could make a wish that couldn't be screwed up!
Siggys' suck, I don't know what to say about myself. Doopeydoo...




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Pivot_Master
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Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:08 pm
Pivot_Master says... · Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:08 pm
Granted screws wont be implemented into your wish*puts away drill* instead your parents just died

i wish for a very bad wish




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Trident
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Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:32 pm
Trident says... · Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:32 pm
Granted, you get your wish. :D

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Shafter
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Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:16 am
Shafter says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:16 am
Granted, but the only things you can learn that way are things you don't want to learn at all.

I wish I could fly...
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Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:04 am
Snoink says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:04 am
Granted, but you don't fly well so you'll crash into a billboard and thusly die from terrible advertising.

I wish my desk were clean...
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Vampirewolf3
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Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:07 am
Vampirewolf3 says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:07 am
Granted, but now it is 1 inch by 1 inch by 1 inch. (That wasn't so bad, wasn't it?)
I wish I could become a Speaker of the Forum. (Rofl)
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Poor Imp
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Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:07 am
Poor Imp says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:07 am
Granted...but now your floor's an incomprehensibly insane mess.


I wish I were able to fence tomorrow, rather than stuck finishing a bloody presentation for Western Civ.


(EDIT: Vamp there beat me. I suppose I'll grant that wish as well? Granted--but you're the only one left on the forum. ^_~)
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Vampirewolf3
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Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:09 am
Vampirewolf3 says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:09 am
I wish I were able to fence tomorrow, rather than stuck finishing a bloody presentation for Western Civ.

Granted, but now you have to do Western Civ. reports for the rest of your life.




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Phanzanu
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Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:57 pm
Phanzanu says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:57 pm
Hmm... there's no wish. I'll start!

I wish I had telepathy (the move things at will kinda type).




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Dream Deep
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Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:04 pm
Dream Deep says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:04 pm
Granted, but once people become aware of your ability, they capture you and transfer you to a top secret government laboratory where you live out the rest of your life a subject to medical experimentation. (Happy corruption from my end... o.O)

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Poor Imp
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Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:07 pm
Poor Imp says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:07 pm
Granted--but the idea is so brilliant and involved it will take a full-on university dissertation of at least twenty pages to do justice to. ^_~


I wish I had someone near to hand who spoke Russian well...
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Dream Deep
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Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:10 pm
Dream Deep says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:10 pm
Granted, but suddenly you lose the desire to speak the language.

(Hehe, flood the Russian Class Forum, we're bound to remember some of it. ^_~)

I wish there was something to eat around here.




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Poor Imp
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Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:20 pm
Poor Imp says... · Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:20 pm
Granted, but it's all borscht. !_!


I wish Tov would do at least half as much as he talks...


(Russian class--oy. ^_^'' Perhaps with a little time I can post there soon.)
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