Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, you're in limbo.

I wish I could take over the world!
Got a poem or short story you want me to critique?

There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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Granted, but you take over the world with an incurable plague.

I wish I could sleep longer.
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"I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met." -The Wedding Date




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Granted, but you sleep for longer and longer until you never wake up again.

I wish I had some strawberry cake
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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Granted, but the strawberries used to make it were rotten--you get sick.

I wish no one corrupted all my happy wishes!
"In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function...We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." ~C.S. Lewis




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Granted, but now you have no happy wishes.

I wish I could pay attention in class.
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"I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met." -The Wedding Date




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Granted, but your teacher's a horrible communicator and you get a bad grade anyway.


I wish I didn't procrastinate!
True friends stab you in the FRONT. (Oscar Wilde)




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Granted, but now that you can't procrastinate you have nothing to do and this lack of activity drives you insane.

I wish I had a different writing style!




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Granted, you now write by squeezing an orange.

I wish I had the stamina to critique things instead of playing this game.
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Granted but u don't know how to write.

I wish to have fun tommorrow in school picnic!
"A good plot is like a dream.If you dont write down your dream on paper the moment you wake up,the chances are you'll forget it and it'll be gone forever"-Roald Dalh.




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Granted but you will be bullie dfor eating egg and cress sandwiches

I wish there we're as much arguments in real life as there were on the internet




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Granted, but now you're an argument since you used bad grammar. :o

I wish I could spend my weekend editing FREAK.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

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Granted, but as soon as you finish the edit a gust of wind from the open window blows it outside and down twenty stories for a truck to easily run over, and now you must start all over.

I wish a sibling would do my homework.
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Granted, all your answers are wrong.

I wish people had better wishes.
You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, instead, you should read every single book to see what every book is about before you even come close to judging its viability.




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Granted, but now all their wishes are the same, making everyone on earth the same, and now the world is a very dull place indeed.

I wish I had more time
"In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function...We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." ~C.S. Lewis




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Granted but now you have too much and run out of things to do.

I wish I had more patience.
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.

-Ani Di Franco "Shameless"



Sometimes I'm terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts.
— Poe