Insult the Person above using YWS Shakespearean Insult Gen

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Thou paunchy idle-headed gudgeon!
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Thou qualling tardy-gaited miscreant!
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
-Demetri Martin




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Thou unmuzzled dismal-dreaming nut-hook!
Live well. Learn lots. Question everything.




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Thou wayward guts-griping nut-hook! (I didn't write it! 0-0)!
One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author




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Gender Female
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Thou bawdy ill breeding pumpion
Winterfell is cold.




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Gender Male
Points 440
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Thou spleeny fool-born apple-john!

(Not really sure what the heck that means, BUT I MEAN IT! LOL :D)
"The beauty of a piece of music is not in its technique but in the Soul of its creator; nor is it in the
sound vibrations of the piece but in the silence of the Light from which the sound springs." DR. Walter Russell




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Gender Female
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Thou currish motley-minded measle!
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
for the rest of our lives




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Gender Female
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Thou errant beetle-headed clotpole!
We are who we are, and if someone has a problem with that; that's their problem not ours.
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I do believe that insane is the only way to go.




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Thou vain spur-galled puttock!




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Thou frothy full-gorged apple-john!
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads only lives once
~George R. Martin

Life isn't about finding yourself; it's about recreating yourself. ~George B. Shaw

got yws?




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Thou cockered clay-brained apple-john!
Insert certain quote here from some terribly famous and renowned great scientist/philosopher/actor who is now dead and so his/her words shall carry on -Lycando

Yes you have a story? Yes you want a review? Yes please click here.




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Thou impertinent hasty-witted death-token!
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.

I love my guns. ;)




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Thou infectious swag-bellied boar-pig! ( <3 )
100% autistic




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Thou venomed clapper-clawed coxcomb! :smt021
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed ~Second Amendment.

I love my guns. ;)




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Thou vain clay-brained mammet!
Dreams sprout tall so beautiful
to wither and fall off
Old and dusty, creaky and rough
This clockwork will not rest



Maybe I should say something quote-worthy, like, I dunno... "You can only be happy if you decide to be happy?"
— Necromancer14