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  • If I Died

    "if I Died" If I died the kids that I sit with at lunch at school would say "That's that's too bad" and "awww" and "I never liked her anyway" ...

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  • My Most Embarrasing Moment

    I am writing my most hate jonra (I know it is spelled almost entirely wrong) Many people have been embarrassed for some reason or another but, I have yet to ...

    2 min read
  • Lawers (humorous)

    "Wicked creatures are abroad" said old man Leonard Gob "monsters!" cred the child "monsters are much more mild. "Attorneys stock the day lawyers are evil creatures in every way! a ...

    1 min read
  • Bizzarre story called Ha Ha pg 13 possibly

    warning: extremly wierd and bizarre! I broke it into chapters i recomend reading one a day or at a time. You dont have to read all of it tell me ...

    19 min read
  • Funny true story, b-day

    Birthday By Gabrielle Knock true story (basicly) about my aunt I wtote it two years ago tell me what you think. Hi my name is Feefee AKA Boo yes it ...

    4 min read
  • un-named

    here I am standing at your doorstep waiting for you wishing that the rose in my hand hadn’t died pedal by pedal each one falls to the ground as if ...

    1 min read
  • Meet nurse 1/2 of ch 1

    warning: extremly wierd and bizarre! I broke it into chapters i recomend reading one a day or at a time. You dont have to read all of it tell, me ...

    6 min read
  • John Steinbeck: Of mice and men and others Brilliant!

    I chose him for my author study not very expectant, but Of mice and Men blew my breath away. He is brilliant! I am now reading The Pearl, it is ...

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  • Gary's daughter: story of an american mudblood girl

    Please post, to critique or whatever, I have been thinking of writing this story for a long time. Just to tell you there is already a published spoof novel of ...

    3 min read
  • Robby

    setting: daycare/orphanage filled with children and some adults A mother brings her children to work with her, the cildren mentioned are Sis and Robby Little girl, named Sis climbs onto ...

    3 min read
  • Sad lonely Insane Girl (me) talking

    Why doesn't anyone go on it? do you think it is funny? My uncle really is a priest so don't get all freaked out cause of it. You are now ...

    2 min read
  • Local

    Yeah, I started out with no idea for a plot and am going to continue that way to see how it goes. Please comment. Should I continue? "What is the ...

    4 min read
  • Read This! It's Great!

    "Bitch"Why do you torment me so?Flaunting your good looksreminding us how pitiful we areyou prance everywhere you go the bouncing magnifying how silky your locks areboys eagerly follow youwanting a ...

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  • uh... whatever

    100 years from now A child will be born and in it's inecnece will cry at all the crueltys of the world upon turning ten years old the child wuold ...

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  • Me Myself and I

    "me myself and I" It's me against the world If i must pick sides i choose my own i am an individual unique special "you are boyish" no, i am ...

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  • ma second favorate christmas song

    joy to the world santa clause is dead we barbiqued his head don't worry about his body we flushed it down the potty and around and around it went and ...

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  • Alot of the books I read

    ok, I will begin the futile task of nameing all the books I read. I know it is impossible. I will start with the ones I own today. If a ...

    2 min read
  • Exerpt from the bestest story ever written

    Chapter X Sir Lil’ Fee fi fo fumb! I smell the blood of a nasty one! Be he young or be he old, I will eat him, if truth be ...

    4 min read
  • Even I don't know what I am doing

    Weirdo. Pixie. Demon. Elf. Ella had been called all these things in her 12 years of life-even before she could understand her parents had been ridiculed for there strange daughter. ...

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  • Expirement: Clean Room Blues

    Clean Room Blues i am all alone I sigh' clean rooms stink! i have no hiding places and it feels like its someone Else's room not mine superficial fake hotel ...

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  • Unfinished St.Patrick's Day story: Ashamed and Irish

    Micheal Seamus Patrick O'flannigan Sean McMurphy had a very long name. Why am I bothering telling you this? You can see for yourself. Anyway Micheal Seamus Patrick O'flannigan Sean McMurphy ...

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  • Ashamed and Irish continued (still more to come) possibly PG

    Thanks for posting on last version! I am concidering renameing it "proud to be an american." Critiques welcome. (yes snionk i used spell check agian) it still is not done. ...

    6 min read
  • Guess where this is from (parody)

    TRUE! Laid back, very, very terribly laid back I have been and am; but WHY will you have that I am lazy? The relaxation had strengthened my work ethic, not ...

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  • Dragon, only the beggining

    He lay there. He had no idea how long he had laid there. It may have been mere minutes perhaps many centuries. Impossibly long or a fraction of a second. ...

    2 min read
  • Dragon Continued edited first part included

    Thanks for the tips in the last one-I used practically all your great advice! But as to my lack of plot the first time-it was not to hook but because ...

    7 min read
  • alternate ending romance breakup letter: Y Jenny left Justin

    Why Jenny left Justin Dear Jenny, It seems so long ago yet it wasn’t. Mere hours ago you still loved me, and I loved you. Not that I don’t love ...

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  • Dragon ch 2...sort of

    Brittany carefully set him down in the hay loft, her own special place. No one ever bothered to go up there for the treacherous rope swing anymore. Only Brittany went ...

    3 min read
  • Someday when I am a stand up comedian... DONT READ THIS!

    That title sparked your interest aye? Well you are one contrary son/daughter of a be-oych. This is for if i ever become a comedian or do amateur comedy, I considered ...

    3 min read
  • The Thick Headed Hero of YWS

    Karma sighed. Zelithon could be so dense sometimes. She was attempting unsuccessfully to teach Zelithon how to play a simple card game. "No, no, no! You want to get all ...

    2 min read


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— Liminality