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BirthdayHangman: The Early Writings (January-February 2014)

by WWombat

  • Art
  • Historical Fiction · Politics
A series of old writings. Many facepalms will follow.
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  • 7 Works
  • 995 Words
  • 5 min Reading time
  • 26 Reviews
  • Jan 3, 2014 Started
  • Dec 24, 2016 Last updated

Table of Contents

7 entries
  1. 1 i rule da streetz Jan 3 2 min readHistorical Fiction · Politics9 comments
  2. 2 a critique on horse meat Jan 6 1 min readRomantic · Technology4 comments
  3. 3 christmas woz dead dis year Jan 12 1 min readRealistic · Science6 comments
  4. 4 da beetles revuw Feb 7 1 min readMystery / Suspense · Romantic9 comments
  5. 5 copin wid it Feb 15 1 min readRomantic · Culture4 comments
  6. 6 ma foraree Feb 20 1 min readScience Fiction · Technology4 comments
  7. 7 Why I Am a Good Rapper Dec 24 2 min read8 comments


It had a perfectly round door like a porthole, painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in the exact middle. The door opened on to a tube-shaped hall like a tunnel: a very comfortable tunnel without smoke, with panelled walls, and floors tiled and carpeted, provided with polished chairs, and lots and lots of pegs for hats and coats—the hobbit was fond of visitors. The tunnel wound on and on, going fairly but not quite straight into the side of the hill —The Hill, as all the people for many miles round called it—and many little round doors opened out of it, first on one side and then on another.
— JRR Tolkien