Kale

I don't know. I really don't.

An event later known as the Maestros PUNic Wars.

Me? Write a serious poem? Haha I wish.

I wrote a song and it is horrible.

If you could commit heresy against a sonnet, this is what it'd look like.

Rated 18+ for excessive human mammaries.

Mild language ahead.

I dedicate this poem to you, Rosey. You'd better remember.

Lumi + Chat = This

Rated for language that isn't technically language, but it never hurts to be on the safe side. Especially with double entendres.

The Quest for CarbuncleLadies and Gentlemen, tots and teens, I bring to you a droplet from the veins of the grand tradition of the "Eye of Argon". Though none can ...

Serious poetry and I are currently not on speaking terms; haven't been for a while. Silly poetry and I, on the other had...EDIT: Tweak, tweak, tweakity. Original under the spoiler.EDIT2: ...

One of these days, I'll go back and fix this up.

Originally written for Event #5: Villainelles of the 2010 Writing Olympics. I've tweaked a couple of lines since. Still, this was so much fun to write. XD

This was fun to write. Hopefully it's fun to read, as well.

For Amon360's Vampire contest.

My sister and I came up with the character of Squashy last night and thought him so much fun that we had to do something with him.

This is the product of 3 days no sleep in concert with a mad sugar rush. Written in about two hours. You have been warned.

This story was based on real events that occurred during one of my trips to the local skating rink.