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Gleefully Irreverent

Where the less serious stuff can be found.
  • So there was this chihuahua...

    I don't know. I really don't.

    1 min read
  • with imPUNiTEA

    An event later known as the Maestros PUNic Wars.

    1 min read
  • Sunday

    Me? Write a serious poem? Haha I wish.

    1 min read
  • Make It into Heaven

    I wrote a song and it is horrible.

    2 min read
  • O, Tuberosity!

    If you could commit heresy against a sonnet, this is what it'd look like.

    3 min read
  • with reason

    Rated 18+ for excessive human mammaries.

    2 min read
  • The Call of Nature

    Mild language ahead.

    1 min read
  • In the Shadow of Niagara

    I dedicate this poem to you, Rosey. You'd better remember.

    1 min read
  • The Greater Evil

    Lumi + Chat = This

    2 min read
  • The Last Dictation of the Late Grailkeeper

    Rated for language that isn't technically language, but it never hurts to be on the safe side. Especially with double entendres.

    4 min read
  • The Quest for Carbuncle

    The Quest for CarbuncleLadies and Gentlemen, tots and teens, I bring to you a droplet from the veins of the grand tradition of the "Eye of Argon". Though none can ...

    5 min read
  • Medieval Nasal Noises [+ Reading]

    Serious poetry and I are currently not on speaking terms; haven't been for a while. Silly poetry and I, on the other had...EDIT: Tweak, tweak, tweakity. Original under the spoiler.EDIT2: ...

    2 min read
  • Writers' Crusade (Against Typo Demons)

    One of these days, I'll go back and fix this up.

    3 min read
  • The Last Flight of the Niho

    Originally written for Event #5: Villainelles of the 2010 Writing Olympics. I've tweaked a couple of lines since. Still, this was so much fun to write. XD

    2 min read
  • I'm Planning a Murder

    This was fun to write. Hopefully it's fun to read, as well.

    4 min read
  • Vegan Vamp

    For Amon360's Vampire contest.

    3 min read
  • Squashy the Squasher

    My sister and I came up with the character of Squashy last night and thought him so much fun that we had to do something with him.

    2 min read
  • Crack Fantasy

    This is the product of 3 days no sleep in concert with a mad sugar rush. Written in about two hours. You have been warned.

    6 min read
  • Killing Tweety

    This story was based on real events that occurred during one of my trips to the local skating rink.

    5 min read


I'll admit the two turtle doves are growing on me, but there are ten birds in this house already and we both know geese are feathered bioweapons of mass destruction.
— Silvern