Gummy

DO NOT LOSE HOPE~ Ah, yes, as there is always a ray of hope emerging from the Midst of Darkness. Now, onto my review. How does my intro go again? ...

DESPAIR~ Gummy's the name, reviewing's my game! Tonight I'm reviewing "In The Midst of Darkness" by blimeylimey217! And boy, what a doozy of a poem it is. The rhyme scheme ...

Hai! Gummy's my name, reviewing's my game! What? No innocent remark regarding this piece? Ain't nobody got time for that! So, anyway, I'll start with the good points, as always. ...

Heh, it's funny because I know a guy who wrote a poem about a tomato and got a D on it. I think teachers are racist against against their fruits ...

Oh, a Pokemon fanfic! I'm not exactly YWS's resident "Pokemon Master", but I'm quite well-versed on the matter, if I do say so myself. least I'm well-versed enough to understand ...

Here we go! Our last review before I finally hit the sack! Trust me, my peeps! I saved the best for last! This'll be swift but deadly, so hang on ...

...Well, that escalated quickly. Anyway, I'll just speed through this one too, since I'm sure you've heard more than enough from reviewers like myself. Well, let's get down to business, ...

I'm going to just speed through this one, skip the introductions and jump straight into the review. I'm sure you've been through many of these, and I only have, like, ...

This haiku hit me so hard, it forced me to write one of my own... "I know that feel, boy. You're "crazy", but you're special. You have a real gift." ...

Wow, would you look at those graphics. So this is what 64-bit graphics look like... Ahem. Anyway, I'm here to review this fine piece of literature tonight! Gummy's my name, ...

Hey-o! Guess who's back in the game! Gummy's the name, reviewing's my game! Tonight, I'll be reviewing "Look, Look Up" by yubbies21! First off, let me start by saying that ...

I feel ya. In a sense, I'm invisible too--but I'm not important in this review. You're the star of the show c: Awright, Gummy's my name, reviewing's my game! Tonight, ...

A poem about snow! I wish I could see snow again... East Coast issues. :s Where are my manners!? Awright, Gummy's the name, reviewing's my game! Tonight, I'm here to ...

Hmm... This poem's font reminds me of the days when I played with my grandma's old typewriter... :/ Anyway, Gummy's my name, reviewing's my game! I'm here to review this... ...

You hear that? That's the sound of my heart breaking... TT~TT What has society come to? Sigh... Anyway, onto what I came here for! Gummy's my name, and reviewing's my ...