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So, do I actually need to make it shorter or was it your attention span? Two different things :P I'm going to be turning this into a creative writing class ...

Well, keep in mind that sometimes short stories are generally at least 1000 words, and go up to about 20,000 words. Anything less than 1k is called flash fiction. Regardless, ...

it's a short story and not a chapter?

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what the hell is this

you have an odd concept of rhyming lol

where are the rhyming lines? because that was entirely unintentional

did you just do the intro so you could meet the word req or what?

google is your friend if you don't know what a word means - ty for the review

Not usually a fan of the humor stuff but aaaaah

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good god

expect a review -- if I don't remember because I'm a total ditz, feel free to kick my butt about it

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